How boss is Seamus Coleman?

Charlie Croker · March 5, 2015

Martinez is worried that rumours that he cannot manage a defence will stick, so he has coached Coleman and Baines to hold back, so that they are on hand to support Jagielka and Stones. On no account must they take the ball to the bye-line, like they were doing when we were good. This tactic will ensure that the goals-conceded statistics show an improvement over the second half of the season, which can go on the idiot's c.v. He's off, no doubt now.

deipnosophist · March 5, 2015

He was boss...now, not so much

deipnosophist · March 5, 2015

sageyefc said:
Dont think ive seen him brake into a sprint all season

there's a Freudian slip spelling error in that lol

thirdmantackle · March 13, 2015

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soc...ecause-we-want-to-win-something-31063284.html
"I think United need a centre half and midfielder and Seamus Coleman for right back," said Keane.

sageyefc · March 13, 2015

Eric Djemba-Djemba · March 13, 2015

If we actually had another RB I'd drop him.

mrb85 · March 13, 2015

Charlie Croker said:
Martinez is worried that rumours that he cannot manage a defence will stick, so he has coached Coleman and Baines to hold back, so that they are on hand to support Jagielka and Stones. On no account must they take the ball to the bye-line, like they were doing when we were good. This tactic will ensure that the goals-conceded statistics show an improvement over the second half of the season, which can go on the idiot's c.v. He's off, no doubt now.

Coleman had plenty of chances last night to bomb forward and didn't take any of them. Usually he set off on a run but immediately his path was blocked he just turned back. In the past he's have tried to get past the blocker.

Eggs · March 13, 2015

...when you have somebody who is particularly good at something you don't temper it. The goals he scores from open play is nothing short of amazing, he should be encouraged to build on this. That's why we have 2 defensive midfielders who don't cross the Half way line. It's not rocket science, don't over complicate things.

Del · March 13, 2015

Hopefully sell him Barkley and McCarthy in the summer

Goat · March 13, 2015

Del said:
Hopefully sell him Barkley and McCarthy in the summer

Hopefully you will koff back to RAWK then as well.

Dario Terracotta · March 13, 2015

Eric Djemba-Djemba said:
If we actually had another RB I'd drop him.

Me too,I actually think he's pretty much stank the gaff out this season Seamus,sixty grand?yeah about his worth this term in my eyes I'm afraid.

Abraders · March 13, 2015

Del said:
Hopefully sell him Barkley and McCarthy in the summer

Why would we sell McCarthy? Seems a bit random

Dario Terracotta · March 13, 2015

Abraders said:
Why would we sell McCarthy? Seems a bit random

McCarthy was everywhere last night,great energy and drive.

Goat · March 13, 2015

Abraders said:
Why would we sell McCarthy? Seems a bit random

Pretty sure he was on the phone to his agent straight after yesterdays game.

Charlie Croker · March 13, 2015

mrb85 said:
Coleman had plenty of chances last night to bomb forward and didn't take any of them. Usually he set off on a run but immediately his path was blocked he just turned back. In the past he's have tried to get past the blocker.

Unfortunately, I missed the match, 'cos the pub was out of bounds (quack's orders) and the broadband here was on a go-slow. Was Garbutt similarly shackled?