What the Hell is happening to Everton?

Joey66 · February 13, 2015

TBH they sometimes always break our hearts - we have to come good sooner or later?

Moomin · February 13, 2015

Hibs under Stubbs are playing like Brazil in the 70 world cup. A joy to behold.

blulouie · February 13, 2015

Shagster said:
Yes that attempt at stopping Willian (the 2nd yellow) was cynical and totally unprofessional given that there were other players on hand to try to negate the threat. This from a pro who has been playing at the top level since he was 17.

Martinez probably plays him to justify his decision to persuade Bill and the board, to offer a 3 year deal on £loadsa week - basically he does not want to look a mug.

Come on fella have a proper look at it,it is at worst a lazy leg . Foul ? Yes Booking ? No.
That ref was itching to send someone off,the way Chelsea's players reacted he didnt need any more encouragement.
Besic booked after 4 1/2minutes ...whats all that about ?

JAYTALITY · February 13, 2015

Moomin said:
Still would, I would seal the leakage with my sausage.

You would only cause more leakage albeit a different type of fluid, you stud.

Aar_the_Toffees · February 14, 2015

Tramps_mate said:
Get over it, its only football. Second season syndrome.. FFS atleast were not Villa..

True true

Aar_the_Toffees · February 14, 2015

harris78 said:
Some of you seriously need to get a grip. We will be fine, the tide is being turned game by game.

And @Aar_the_Toffees this must be you before and after every game mate

No this was me after Jagielka belting one into the top right corner of a silent Kop-End!

tim cahill · February 14, 2015

Don't worry lads. It's all part of Martinez's cup winning strategy...
Send them out in the league so they look completely useless, then our cup opponents don't know what's hit them when we actually play properly. We're nailed on for the Europa league!

maccavennie · February 14, 2015

tim cahill said:
Don't worry lads. It's all part of Martinez's cup winning strategy...
Send them out in the league so they look completely useless, then our cup opponents don't know what's hit them when we actually play properly. We're nailed on for the Europa league!

I like it mate

Furey1878 · February 14, 2015

tim cahill said:
Don't worry lads. It's all part of Martinez's cup winning strategy...
Send them out in the league so they look completely useless, then our cup opponents don't know what's hit them when we actually play properly. We're nailed on for the Europa league!

It all makes sense now...

Woolly Blue · February 14, 2015

bizzaro said:
Yeah. @GrandOldTeam . What say you?

Danny hates animated gifs in the Everton forum

RIP Bizzaro and Davek, in death,as in life, they were together

*wipes tear from eye

xxx

COYB · February 14, 2015

tactics.. its easy too see the squad now is the best team weve had in
a long time the potential is great even the ability of most players at the moment
somethings just not working, defensivly terrible but the last couple of games got too admit
weve improved, thought we played well at Chelsea was unlucky.. but its a little late in the season should
of changed after 3/4 games when its not working switch it up , the Morale too is bound to be low
... bad subs happening to much aswell what dosent help

Saint Domingo · February 14, 2015

Joey66 said:
TBH they sometimes always break our hearts - we have to come good sooner or later?

1995 was the last time we 'came good' in any proper capacity. We then had half a go in 04/05. So one and a half moments of tangible success since 1987. Wouldn't hold your breath mate. The only thing certain about Everton is they will find every way to lose before finding one to win.

maccavennie · February 14, 2015

Saint Domingo said:
1995 was the last time we 'came good' in any proper capacity. We then had half a go in 04/05. So one and a half moments of tangible success since 1987. Wouldn't hold your breath mate. The only thing certain about Everton is they will find every way to lose before finding one to win.

That paragraph is as painful as getting kicked in the ball sack mate.....and unfortunately very true. But still, as fans we are here, taking kick after kick to the ball sack and coming back for more.

ijjysmith · February 14, 2015

Saint Domingo said:
1995 was the last time we 'came good' in any proper capacity. We then had half a go in 04/05. So one and a half moments of tangible success since 1987. Wouldn't hold your breath mate. The only thing certain about Everton is they will find every way to lose before finding one to win.

So essentially what is happening with Everton at the moment is 'nothing really'.