Sylvain Distin

[1966efc]

Such loud people on here. Must be the Christmas eggnog.

 

[ijjysmith]

Plus Holland would rather play Ron freaking Vlaar.

If he was ANY good at all he would at least have a had call up by now.

In short, hes utter, utter pony, dont listen to Davek, he aint got a JAR.

We probs not signing any old sod anyway are we?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

SOUNDS
ABOUT
RIGHT AND HIS FIRST NAME
IS
VIRGIL

And here he is at the table with an open contract just waiting for a manager to come and sign...

Unfortunatly for him he's been there 6 hours and no one's turned up.

 

[Goat]

We probs not signing any old sod anyway are we?

We certainly wont sign any defenders.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Oh, and Ted DiBiase just tried to buy the club but Kenwrong told him to koff.

 

[ijjysmith]

We certainly wont sign any defenders.

Phenomenal

 

[Goat]

Phenomenal

If the Spanish clown signs any defenders instead of wingers I will give him a piggy back up the M6 back to Wigan.

 

[ijjysmith]

If the Spanish clown signs any defenders instead of wingers I will give him a piggy back up the M6 back to Wigan.

Can't we have both please?

 

[Goat]

Can't we have both please?

No.

We dont need any freaking defenders.

 

[ijjysmith]

No.

We dont need any freaking defenders.

Can the ones we have stop being nobheads then?

 

[Goat]

Can the ones we have stop being nobheads then?

When we sack JigsawFace.

 

[Groucho]

I mentioned this the other day, but stats this season:


Tackles per game
Distin: 1.7
Jags: 1.3

Interceptions per game
Distin: 1.7
Jags: 1.4

Clearances per game:
Distin: 9.5
Jags: 8.9



If Distin is past it, what is Jagielka?

Stats, schmatz.

 

[RFUS]

Stats, schmatz.

Of course they don't tell the whole story, but they do have the benefit of having no agenda and some objectivity.

Distin has been no worse than Jagielka, wondergoal aside, that much is evident. Yet he's singled out, because why, exactly? Jags deserves more stick if anything because he's captaining the side, and we look disorganised and as uninterested as I can remember.

 

[Groucho]

Of course they don't tell the whole story, but they do have the benefit of having no agenda and some objectivity.

Distin has been no worse than Jagielka, wondergoal aside, that much is evident. Yet he's singled out, because why, exactly? Jags deserves more stick if anything because he's captaining the side, and we look disorganised and as uninterested as I can remember.

Jags has more time left?

 

[Goat]

Of course they don't tell the whole story, but they do have the benefit of having no agenda and some objectivity.

Distin has been no worse than Jagielka, wondergoal aside, that much is evident. Yet he's singled out, because why, exactly? Jags deserves more stick if anything because he's captaining the side, and we look disorganised and as uninterested as I can remember.

Lets not forget Flappy in goal.