Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
The FAWho's fault is it this week?
The FAWho's fault is it this week?
Who's fault is it this week?
£64m for Isco? Jesus wept. They'd pay that too
6/5 Mignolet (Belgian stuck in no-man's land in commemoration of centenary of WWII as winning Stoke goal sails over his head)
3/1 Lambert (missing open goal chance to equalise after splitting shorts)
7/2 Sterling too busy looking at talent in the Family Enclosure and suffers strained neck
5/1 Roy Hodgson - injuries to blame for Sturridge absence
10/1 Glen Johnson for comparing toilet seats with Stoke fans
12/1 Skrtl for holding down the elusive Adam (or barging into Begovic)
33/1 Gerrard for slipping and being unable to catch Crouchy (or have enough energy left for lung-bursting starfish impression in final minutes)
33/1 Brendan Rodgers - blaming the owners for the lack of transfer funds
100/1 Suarez for leaving
They also bought like 14 people. We spent almost £6mil and we only bought 2 players last window. Thats kinda ridiculously high.Spunked nearly £15m on agents fees apparently. Only Chelsea spent more.
Yeah, I bet Isco can hardly wait to quit the first XI at Real for the chance to play at a mid-table English PL team.
MID-table!? I think they would be a bit ambitious with that sort of target.
Match of the Day @BBCMOTD 5m5 minutes ago
Lawro on #LFC - "The time to judge Liverpool will be when they have Daniel Sturridge back” http://bbc.in/1xMvUxQ
They also bought like 14 people. We spent almost £6mil and we only bought 2 players last window. Thats kinda ridiculously high.