'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Billy Dean]

Wish I had the balls to quit my job and go travelling.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Im having a poo

 

[blue4eva77]

My best friend told me today she is leaving her husband after 28 years of marriage because they have "grown apart".

She's going to Barcelona in the morning supposedly on a business trip but in reality to meet a Spanish guy she met in London a month ago.

Staggered and shocked!

She will probably come back begging her husband for forgiveness but with ' baggage '. An STD baggage list.

 

[bluebud]

Met a girl who is 6'4 today, was incredible never seen a lady that tall before.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Wish I had the balls to quit my job and go travelling.

Never had the money to go when I had the time to and now I've got the money I've got no time. No idea how people manage it really as you've essentially got to quit your job.

 

[ilikecheese]

Nearly drove the green on a 380 yard par 4...yes, it was windy. Only made par sadly.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Met a girl who is 6'4 today, was incredible never seen a lady that tall before.

I live with a girl who is 6'5. Poor thing doesn't half take some abuse too! Can handle herself like, captains two different rugby teams.

Can't imagine sleeping with her.

 

[potato]

My Mrs is like, can I have some of your fries? I'm like, ffs get yer own, what is it with that?

 

[Billy Dean]

Never had the money to go when I had the time to and now I've got the money I've got no time. No idea how people manage it really as you've essentially got to quit your job.

About being willing to risk it I guess. If I was confident of quickly finding another job soon after I'd do it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I was part of a Trigger Happy TV style sketch just before.

Totally unaware of what was going on, I walked in to the gym with my earphones in, and went to walk over to the changing rooms when a man in a wheelchair stopped me and asked:

"Excuse me, do you mind putting the weight up to 30lbs and just waiting to see if I can lift it?"

I thought nothing of it but then started thinking about how this man was actually going to use this machine (seated row), I thought maybe he's going to remove the seat or something and do it that way. He then attached the cable to the bottom of his electric wheelchair and started driving backwards and forwards, saying:

"Oh this is fine, I could do 50 of these!"

A little bit baffled and confused I walked over to the other side of the gym where I was met by a TV producer person who filled me in. I watched the film back and my reaction was pretty good to be fair! Made me chuckle a bit.

 

[Bungle]

I was part of a Trigger Happy TV style sketch just before.

Totally unaware of what was going on, I walked in to the gym with my earphones in, and went to walk over to the changing rooms when a man in a wheelchair stopped me and asked:

"Excuse me, do you mind putting the weight up to 30lbs and just waiting to see if I can lift it?"

I thought nothing of it but then started thinking about how this man was actually going to use this machine (seated row), I thought maybe he's going to remove the seat or something and do it that way. He then attached the cable to the bottom of his electric wheelchair and started driving backwards and forwards, saying:

"Oh this is fine, I could do 50 of these!"

A little bit baffled and confused I walked over to the other side of the gym where I was met by a TV producer person who filled me in. I watched the film back and my reaction was pretty good to be fair! Made me chuckle a bit.

Hahaha Did they tell you what the programme was and when it was likely to be on?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Hahaha Did they tell you what the programme was and when it was likely to be on?

Not sure when it'll be on but it was this show:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_Their_Rockers_(UK_TV_series)

I'm just glad I didn't look too much of a tramp today.

 

[Bungle]

Not sure when it'll be on but it was this show:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_Their_Rockers_(UK_TV_series)

I'm just glad I didn't look too much of a tramp today.

Have to keep an eye out for it, watched the last couple of series of that and it's quite amusing, all really simple pranks but amusing because it's old people that you wouldn't expect it from.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have to keep an eye out for it, watched the last couple of series of that and it's quite amusing, all really simple pranks but amusing because it's old people that you wouldn't expect it from.

I've never seen it before but I'll definitely keep an eye out.

Apparently my reaction was the best one they'd had all day so they asked if they could put me in the episode and I signed a form and stuff.

Looks like my acting career is finally kicking off. I knew moving to London was the right move!

 

[Bungle]

I've never seen it before but I'll definitely keep an eye out.

Apparently my reaction was the best one they'd had all day so they asked if they could put me in and I signed a form and stuff.

Looks like my TV career is finally kicking off. I knew moving to London was the right move!

Don't tell me the rent boy career is coming to a premature end? I've just scraped enough for the train fare and your fee.