ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[deipnosophist]

I have never really understood what a pivot, reversed or inverted, is. In a football team that is.

Other than to make yourself sound clever and incisive about football.

That would be a 'tovip'

Tovip

noun
1. a reversed pivot
2. an inverted pivot

Word Origin
First appearing circa 2011 in some bollocksy 180 page dossier, tovip is ostensibly a type of playing formation. Despite being universally discredited it remains central to the football philosophy and tactics of Liverpool Football Club.

 

[roydo]

That would be a 'tovip'

Tovip

noun
1. a reversed pivot
2. an inverted pivot

Word Origin
First appearing circa 2011 in some bollocksy 180 page dossier, tovip is ostensibly a type of playing formation. Despite being universally discredited it remains central to the football philosophy and tactics of Liverpool Football Club.

Ahhh. So it means the little welsh lad whose job it is to watch ball after ball zinging over his head all game? Makes total sense that. Cheers.

 

[Neiler]

Can't compete with the Chrlseas and City's of this world financially, pretty much proved that by pissing away 120 mill.

He would resign if he had a shred of dignity - he won't so this is boss.

 

[AndyC]

Liverpool FC M.O.T would cost FAR more currently!

Aye, new wheels required... Not nicked, they just came off

 

[Del]

Imagine spending 220m and having Lambert starting up front

LOL

Hope they get relegated the horrible stains

 

[roydo]

Imagine spending 220m and having Lambert starting up front

LOL

Hope they get relegated the horrible stains

Never really thought of it that way. Blimey.

 

[Del]

Never really thought of it that way. Blimey.

And your center mids consist of Can, Henderson, Allen, Gerrard and Lucas

 

[deipnosophist]

 

[Coach]

the reserve behind Brenda is having a kip lol lol

I love the subliminal messaging "CRY LIV" in the top left.

 

[bizzaro]

To be honest, I thought that was a decent bit of business when it was announced. It's looking like I got that as wrong as they did. I still think that a considerable factor in his lack of success is the system in which he is playing though.

I know several man city players and can tell you some stories that would confirm it was a fantastic signing. If you want to see them embarrass thenselves.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Brendan would offer £45 for it, hates looking cheap that man.

 

[yelyah]

Aldridge has hit the bottle and is sending his weekly post-Liverpool defeat threats on Twitter

 

[Coach]

I hope he gets sacked, His new bird jibs him off and he ends up on the street with yellow teeth the balloon headed beaut

You his wife?

 

[davek]

lol

 

[Piijt]