The Confessions Thread

bluejock · October 4, 2013

Jesus wept

Username · October 5, 2013

Christ.

Hayee · September 27, 2014

Ah i forgot about this thread. Anyone want to confess?

peteblue · September 27, 2014

Bloody hell, Hayee's back..........should liven the place up a bit.......

heatmeiser · September 27, 2014

I once got a hand job at Sunday School from a lesbian.

FORGIVE ME JEBUS

Hayee · September 28, 2014

In a church? I've done worse. Forgiven.

EFCNIK · September 28, 2014

I once tipped all of the fruit part of a mullet fruit corner directly into the yoghurt and mixed it all in.

Hayee · September 28, 2014

Oooh :/ what flavour fruit?

Craig · September 28, 2014

I let some boss Fillipina bird sit on my face whilst her mate sucked me off. Saw them again the next day when soberish. She wasns't all that boss and I think here mate was a ladyboy. Done one pronto to the next bar.

Pienaar's gloves · September 28, 2014

I had a few too many and my mate - also overly intoxicated - was being a tit (he had poured most of a bottle of beer on my head while I was at a urinal...), anyway he left his wallet on the table so I took his bank card, let him panic thinking it had been stolen and helped him ring his bank and cancel it when we got home (he was staying at mine). When he went to sleep I put it back in his wallet and he couldn't withdraw any money until his new one came three days later.

EFCNIK · September 28, 2014

Pienaar's gloves said:
I had a few too many and my mate - also overly intoxicated - was being a tit (he had poured most of a bottle of beer on my head while I was at a urinal...), anyway he left his wallet on the table so I took his bank card, let him panic thinking it had been stolen and helped him ring his bank and cancel it when we got home (he was staying at mine). When he went to sleep I put it back in his wallet and he couldn't withdraw any money until his new one came three days later.

So your confession is is that you're an absolute prick?

Craig · September 28, 2014

Pienaar's gloves said:
I had a few too many and my mate - also overly intoxicated - was being a tit (he had poured most of a bottle of beer on my head while I was at a urinal...), anyway he left his wallet on the table so I took his bank card, let him panic thinking it had been stolen and helped him ring his bank and cancel it when we got home (he was staying at mine). When he went to sleep I put it back in his wallet and he couldn't withdraw any money until his new one came three days later.

Ha Ha.

EFCNIK said:
So your confession is is that you're an absolute [Poor language removed]?

HaHa. I think it's funny.

blue4eva77 · September 28, 2014

Its 9.35am and ive just sat down with a Heineken to watch the ryder cup. NEA... also eating pieces of cheddar cheese; which has horseradish and bacon bits in it. Quite sublime.

Not ideal prep for the gym later but so be it.

Pienaar's gloves · September 28, 2014

EFCNIK said:
So your confession is is that you're an absolute [Poor language removed]?

Think you might be in the wrong thread mate, at university this sort of stuff is relatively common. If he had done the same to me then I would have laughed - eventually.