Infidelity

bluemangroup · September 9, 2014

MoutsGoat said:
So I swipe the card in her clunge afterwards?

Yeah then she hands you the back to school vouchers.

Sapie88 · September 9, 2014

chicoazul said:
Why would you feel bad mate? Unless...? Oh my. Oh my indeed.

Did she have to put scaffolding above her when you slumbered on top?

How old was she, how did it start? Did he ever find out?

31, went round for a drink one night, just happened, nope.

Durham Toffee · September 9, 2014

bluemangroup said:
Yeah then she hands you the back to school vouchers.

...operation yewtree...

chicoazul · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
31, went round for a drink one night, just happened, nope.

So she invited you round for a drink. You must have been aware that it was on the go right?

How old was you?

Sapie88 · September 9, 2014

chicoazul said:
So she invited you round for a drink. You must have been aware that it was on the go right?

How old was you?

Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

Hellerad · September 9, 2014

Now @chicoazul knows everybody's infidelity based passwords.

Gwladys St. Glory · September 9, 2014

RAFUH said:
Doesn't matter where you get your appetite so long as you eat at home.

I will have to laugh privately to myself about this...

Hellerad · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

Can't make a hoe a scousewife

FTY · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
I was smashing my next door neighbour whilst her husband was away. She even sucked my toes. Good times.

Did you nail her?

Durham Toffee · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

You old romantic, you!

chicoazul · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

Lad I've seen this script somewhere before. Are you quoting me the scenes from The Graduate? You are aren't you?

Gwladys St. Glory · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
You can also get gashback.

You must now drop the mic and leave the thread...

Sapie88 · September 9, 2014

FTY said:
Did you nail her?

Yeah a few times.

chicoazul said:
Lad I've seen this script somewhere before. Are you quoting me the scenes from The Graduate? You are aren't you?

Haha no, if I had to give it a title I'd name it "Rum Leads to Bum".

FTY · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
Yeah a few times.

It was a joke never mind.

chicoazul · September 9, 2014

Sapie88 said:
Yeah a few times.

Haha no, if I had to give it a title I'd name it "Rum Leads to Bum".

Hahahaha. Hang on, you sodomised her too?

The dirty cow. She must have been gagging. I bet you let onto the husband over the fence in the morning too after it happened.

Wrong un you lad.