Infidelity

[bluemangroup]

It's worse than actual cheating as you had to pay an unfortunate soul to accept your disappointing flaccid woolly wang.

Absolutely no skill at all and the girl resents you as you're sweating away thinking that you're dead boss.

Pay them more and ask them to act like you're boss. That's just obvious.

 

[chicoazul]

Disappointed that I never to got to do one from each continent. But then you can't live all your dreams

That gives me an idea for a thread mate.

Can you please be careful with this kind of post.

We don't want the thread derailed by SOMEBODY going on about where they've lived.

PAH!

 

[Maxwell]

Been with my girlfriend nearly 3 years and i was naughty once and she found out.

Seeing how much pain i caused and how hard it was for her to forgive me showed that its never ever worth betraying the trust of someone who loves you.

Never putting anyone through that again like.

 

[chicoazul]

I would often put them in the box at the end of the trailer and then dump them on the A47 just outside of Wisbech.

@police.

 

[chicoazul]

Been with my girlfriend nearly 3 years and i was naughty once and she found out.

Seeing how much pain i caused and how hard it was for her to forgive me showed that its never ever worth betraying the trust of someone who loves you.

Never putting anyone through that again like.

I have to be straight and I'm sure you'll agree but it never just ends there mate. Any girl I know would have her revenge, it's just how it works. Only when she has been railed hard by one of your mates can she call it quits.

I'm sure all is dead happy now like so no probs.

 

[quasi modo]

I had two phones back in the day.

I hate having one phone, no way I could have 2.

 

[Steve0]

Christ I hope you don't have to do maths in your job.

Well there has to be an equal number of unfaithful acts. Or a high probability that the number of unfaithful acts is very similar. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Obviously 'must' was the wrong word but i think it's the content of the post that excited you rather than inexact maths. If you catch my drift.

 

[Sapie88]

I hate having one phone, no way I could have 2.

The Bat phone was just a simple Samsung thing, no camera, no internet, just texts and calls.

 

[Maxwell]

I have to be straight and I'm sure you'll agree but it never just ends there mate. Any girl I know would have her revenge, it's just how it works. Only when she has been railed hard by one of your mates can she call it quits.

I'm sure all is dead happy now like so no probs.

Brill.

 

[bluemangroup]

I have to be straight and I'm sure you'll agree but it never just ends there mate. Any girl I know would have her revenge, it's just how it works. Only when she has been railed hard by one of your mates can she call it quits.

I'm sure all is dead happy now like so no probs.

That's your sage advice? That? swearing removed

 

[Dell Boy]

Well there has to be an equal number of unfaithful acts. Or a high probability that the number of unfaithful acts is very similar. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Obviously 'must' was the wrong word but i think it's the content of the post that excited you rather than inexact maths. If you catch my drift.

Ya what kid?

Does you do the snide bumming or not?!

 

[Allezfan]

Well there has to be an equal number of unfaithful acts. Or a high probability that the number of unfaithful acts is very similar. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Obviously 'must' was the wrong word but i think it's the content of the post that excited you rather than inexact maths. If you catch my drift.

No, because most unfaithful acts aren't between married men and married women, they're between married people and un married people.

You can have 6 married men sticking it to the single girls and all the wives being faithful and the numbers still add up.

 

[RAFUH]

Lad we are already well aware that you have the morality of a drunken Soviet in May 1945.

If it makes you feel better than so be it. But I believe that you should never ever do it.

@RAFUH.

My e-hero!!

 

[ilikecheese]

A woman I know was in a 10 year relationship. Not married, but living together...had a kid together.

One day he leaves her for another woman, and is married to her within a couple of weeks. Turns out that this woman I know was the 'other woman' all along.

 

[chicoazul]

That's your sage advice? That? Holyfuckingshit.

Flagged for swearing.