Infidelity

[quasi modo]

I have cheated in the past, and got caught.

Lesson is kids become a better liar.

 

[chicoazul]

Hypothetically like ... If you're in a truly open relationship then there's no guilt associated with a bit of strange so it ain't infedelity, it's just sex.

On the other hand i'd guess roughly 80% of open relationships aren't truly open.

Would sir be in an open relationship per chance?

 

[Sapie88]

It's a black or white area, depending on preference.

Owing to the fact I have a HGV licence, and have driven lorries, grey ones are the best.

 

[Allezfan]

Disappointed that I never to got to do one from each continent. But then you can't live all your dreams

You didn't manage to ppppick up a penguin?

 

[Goat]

It's worse than actual cheating as you had to pay an unfortunate soul to accept your disappointing flaccid woolly wang.

Absolutely no skill at all and the girl resents you as you're sweating away thinking that you're dead boss.

Yeah but what abar Tescos?

 

[canuckblue]

Err hang on, what about me too? I condoned it strongly Raffy. Not my thing.

So you're an ardent supporter of the idea, @chicoazul? I'm guessing you meant to say "condemned it strongly."

 

[Sapie88]

I have cheated in the past, and got caught.

Lesson is kids become a better liar.

I had two phones back in the day.

 

[FTY]

Oh ffs.

Soz @FTY, hence I gave you the head's up.

You weren't to know he'd blab mate so no worries.

 

[chicoazul]

Owing to the fact I have a HGV licence, and have driven lorries, grey ones are the best.

Where did you hide the bodies lad? Come on and spit it out before the joggers and dog walkers find them and your DNA leads the police to you.

 

[Steve0]

Women cheat just as much as men. It's a durable delusion among men that the lady folk all sit at home pining when we're away working, playing golf, watching Everton etc.

If you think about it, with there being an equal number of men and women they, statistically, MUST cheat as much as men. Remember a mate saying once you should always go for it, if it turns out she was cheating you've got it as insurance, if she wasn't you've had bonus sex.

Despite all that and being cheated on 2 out of my 3 serious relationships I'm such a thoroughly decent chap that I have never cheated.

 

[Allezfan]

Women cheat just as much as men. It's a durable delusion among men that the lady folk all sit at home pining when we're away working, playing golf, watching Everton etc.

If you think about it, with there being an equal number of men and women they, statistically, MUST cheat as much as men. Remember a mate saying once you should always go for it, if it turns out she was cheating you've got it as insurance, if she wasn't you've had bonus sex.

Despite all that and being cheated on 2 out of my 3 serious relationships I'm such a thoroughly decent chap that I have never cheated.

Christ I hope you don't have to do maths in your job.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Disappointed that I never to got to do one from each continent. But then you can't live all your dreams

Can you please be careful with this kind of post.

We don't want the thread derailed by SOMEBODY going on about where they've lived.

 

[Huyton Layne]

You didn't manage to ppppick up a penguin?

If it meant completing my dream I guess I'd have to. I was young and didn't really include the Polar regions. Gutted I never got to see whether the Japanese girls have that extra muscle.

 

[Sapie88]

Where did you hide the bodies lad? Come on and spit it out before the joggers and dog walkers find them and your DNA leads the police to you.

I would often put them in the box at the end of the trailer and then dump them on the A47 just outside of Wisbech.

 

[blue4eva77]

Lad we are already well aware that you have the morality of a drunken Soviet in May 1945.

If it makes you feel better than so be it. But I believe that you should never ever do it.

@RAFUH.

Cigar and whiskey tonight lad?

We know it mate. Its ok. Hide behind your mask.