... By impregnating as many scouse birds as possible
Settle down there tiger. If he scores more than 10 in all comps it'll be great business.He won't but imagine him finding anything near the form of his younger years.... and he won't but then imagine him injury free for the year!?
If he can stay fit, I can easily see 20-25 goals/assists.
Playing Lukaku just behind him with McGeady & Mirallas either side!

Fitting right in with the rest of them...I'm assuming he'll be low on match fitness so where will that leave him on Saturday ?
agreed, if you think he is a rubbish signing you are either a kopite or a absolute moron.A signing of the highest calibre,any one who disagrees with this is a fool.
To come on after 70 min and slot the winner.I'm assuming he'll be low on match fitness so where will that leave him on Saturday ?
No press conference, i feel cheated