Reason1 You use way too much sexual innuendo.
Reason2 If you had as much words as pictures in your prematch articles there might be a prober paragraph to read.
Reason3 referencing things from your childhood like when the wheel was invented etc, eh, hello? Booooooring.
Reason4 Your headlines are so misleading, taking out certain words to evoke emotions to gain hits. You just do what it takes to get to the top, no matter how many friends you loose or people you leave dead and buried along the way just so you can make a name for yourself as an Everton journalist, no matter how many friends you loose or leave dead and buried along the way..
Reason not, there ain't.