The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[BlueLlama]

Well tonight has been a pain in the arse. Got battered by some scally in Aldi Smithdown Road. FFS.

Had you just kicked his Jack russel?

hope you are OK mate x

 

[noharmdone]

This lad was walking around and started moaning, he said "No one gets out of the way here,<expletive> immigrants", so I turned my head towards him just out of shock really, and he goes "WHAT LAD?", I said "You can't say that", and then he goes "get outside then you faggot, come on then", so I started laughed, as I thought the situation was ridiculous.

He obviously got bored of waiting outside for me so came back in, kicked off again, I said "I don't want a fight, I just want to do my shopping" and he was all "AAAHHHH YER FANNY, COME ON THEN, I'LL SLASH YOUR<expletive> FACE", to which I couldn't help but laugh. So then he grabbed a jar of jam and threw it at the back of my head from point blank range, then grabbed my face and knee'd me a few times. Fell down to the floor. Blood everywhere.

Mate.. CCTV and any transaction history can catch him out easy here..

 

[Baines' left foot]

Mate.. CCTV and any transaction history can catch him out easy here..

The police took a statement on the scene and they recognised the lad on CCTV, they reckon they'll have him identified him by the end of the night. I'm going to press charges. I don't care how sad it makes me look. Had to go to hospital too to have medical evidence which was annoying.

 

[noharmdone]

The police took a statement on the scene and they recognised the lad on CCTV, they reckon they'll have him identified him by the end of the night. I'm going to press charges. I don't care how sad it makes me look. Had to go to hospital too to have medical evidence which was annoying.

Don't make you look sad at all that mate..
What if it hit you in the eyes ?

 

[BlueLlama]

The police took a statement on the scene and they recognised the lad on CCTV, they reckon they'll have him identified him by the end of the night. I'm going to press charges. I don't care how sad it makes me look. Had to go to hospital too to have medical evidence which was annoying.

People like that need dealing with mate. It's not like you lost an honorable dual is it? Go to court get him convicted.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

What if the jam had got on your new coat FFS

 

[Baines' left foot]

Don't make you look sad at all that mate..
What if it hit you in the eyes ?

Yeah, plus if he does it again then it's on my conscience.

People like that need dealing with mate. It's not like you lost an honorable dual is it? Go to court get him convicted.

The main reason I'll press charges is that he could do it again, and he's obviously mentally unstable if he reacts like that over nothing. Who knows, I might get some compensation out of it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

What if the jam had got on your new coat FFS

Haha, haven't got one yet thankfully. The jam went all over the women next to me though, the jar smashed on impact.

 

[sageyefc]

What flavour jam was it

 

[BlueLlama]

Yeah, plus if he does it again then it's on my conscience.



The main reason I'll press charges is that he could do it again, and he's obviously mentally unstable if he reacts like that over nothing. Who knows, I might get some compensation out of it.

Ask for a compo form from the Officer dealing with your case mate

 

[noharmdone]

Yeah, plus if he does it again then it's on my conscience.



The main reason I'll press charges is that he could do it again, and he's obviously mentally unstable if he reacts like that over nothing. Who knows, I might get some compensation out of it.

Cica has been binned, so it will be court compo.. Ie. not much.
Mate if he's bonkers, the "what ifs " become relavant.. Could be a pregnant woman who he thinks looked at him funny next week.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Ask for a compo form from the Officer dealing with your case mate

Ah right, no idea what the procedures are tbh. They've taken a statement and I need to ring 101 to provide them with a few more details which may come in handy if it goes to court.

 

[peteblue]

The police took a statement on the scene and they recognised the lad on CCTV, they reckon they'll have him identified him by the end of the night. I'm going to press charges. I don't care how sad it makes me look. Had to go to hospital too to have medical evidence which was annoying.

You'll never get that jam out of your shirt if it was strawberry........

Put the lunatic away .........

 

[Baines' left foot]

Cica has been binned, so it will be court compo.. Ie. not much.
Mate if he's bonkers, the "what ifs " become relavant.. Could be a pregnant woman who he thinks looked at him funny next week.

Ah well, anything would be welcome really. Like you say, if he'd done that to a girl or child then he could have killed them, the force was ridiculous.

 

[Groucho]

@Baines' left foot Hope you're ok mate. These people need to be stood up to, but look after yourself too.

Do what llama says and get him convicted, don't back down.

What flavour jam was it

To lighten up, this needs answering.