Its pretty straight forward lads, come on.
You mulitlpy the earths gravitation pull by 36.257, divided by the distance of the sun in relation to Jupiter. Now this figure will give you the coefficient of deviations, you subtract that from 38 (matches played) mulitipled by the average number of passes Joe Allen makes in a game and finally add the number of goal scoring opportunities created by the fake number 9.
All this should hide the fact that your a piss poor club and thats only way you can justify spending £200m in 3 season and achieving jack ****.
But seriously, what the actual **** was that table that they posted
You missed the 'petition factor'. Multiply by the number of signatures sent to newspapers.
Thanks for clearing that up.








