This is alright this.

[bluejock]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: Cheese on toast

Stranger: Mmmm

You: Correct

You: Quick question

You: Pineapple on pizza

You: Right or wrong?

Stranger: Wrong.

You: Correct.

Stranger: Thought you were going to ask something else.

You: Like what?

Stranger: There are a lot of men on here...

You: That's a statement

Stranger: They always ask if I want to see their d1cks

You: Really?

Stranger: Yes :/

You: Wow... sounds weird.

Stranger: Yeah it is. You seem to be different though, nicer.

You: Do I? Thanks.

You: Want to see my d1ck?

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Haha howling at this

 

[FTY]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: Cheese on toast

Stranger: Mmmm

You: Correct

You: Quick question

You: Pineapple on pizza

You: Right or wrong?

Stranger: Wrong.

You: Correct.

Stranger: Thought you were going to ask something else.

You: Like what?

Stranger: There are a lot of men on here...

You: That's a statement

Stranger: They always ask if I want to see their d1cks

You: Really?

Stranger: Yes :/

You: Wow... sounds weird.

Stranger: Yeah it is. You seem to be different though, nicer.

You: Do I? Thanks.

You: Want to see my d1ck?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Hahahahahahahaha, played lad.

 

[FTY]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: F 17
Stranger: U?
You: m 16
Stranger: Ok
You: are you fit
Stranger: How r u ?
You: im good
Stranger: Yes very fit
Stranger: U?
You: Are you bigheaded?
Stranger: Big headed?
Stranger: I have a normal head
Stranger: Helooo
You: No it means are you bigheaded as in think you're boss? Not in the Chico way
Stranger: Well kinda but not in a mean way
Stranger: I am not mean
Stranger: At all
Stranger: R u goin to answere
You: Pineapple on Pizza, yes or no?
Stranger: Depends on the restraunt
You: Arsed about that lad, yes or no?
Stranger: Yes
You have disconnected.

 

[Furey1878]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: F 17
Stranger: U?
You: m 16
Stranger: Ok
You: are you fit
Stranger: How r u ?
You: im good
Stranger: Yes very fit
Stranger: U?
You: Are you bigheaded?
Stranger: Big headed?
Stranger: I have a normal head
Stranger: Helooo
You: No it means are you bigheaded as in think you're boss? Not in the Chico way
Stranger: Well kinda but not in a mean way
Stranger: I am not mean
Stranger: At all
Stranger: R u goin to answere
You: Pineapple on Pizza, yes or no?
Stranger: Depends on the restraunt
You: Arsed about that lad, yes or no?
Stranger: Yes
You have disconnected.

You did the right thing.

 

[FTY]

You did the right thing.

I know.

 

[Bungle]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M

You: F

Stranger: Age

You: How you doing?

You: 24

You: you?

Stranger: I'm good how are you?!

Stranger: And I'm 23

Stranger: What are you up to?

You: I'm good, nothing much at the moment

Stranger: Yeah same here I'm just relaxing in bed

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: Londonm you?

You: London*

Stranger: USA

Stranger: And wow that's cool! So are you at home?

You: Yeah I am at the moment, where in the US are you from?

Stranger: Minnesota

Stranger: What are you doing at home?

You: Using some veet to remove unwanted hair

You: @micknick said it works

Stranger: Oh were from?

Stranger: Where from*

You: bikini line

Stranger: Oh well that's good

You: and top lip

Stranger: Sounds like fun

You: Would you like to do it for me?

Stranger: Yeah I would

Stranger: And maybe some more stuff too

You: That'd be great, get in those hard to reach areas

You: Oh I'm glad you want to do other stuff, cos I can't reach to apply my thrush cream

Stranger: Oh well whatever you need what would I get as a thank you?

You: Crabs?

Stranger: ??

You: I jest

You: Probably just a sore bellend and a lifetime of medication.

Stranger has disconnected.

 

[bluejock]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ite

Stranger: lustified

You: huh

You: flagged it already so calm the **** down lad

Stranger: lusty-vtec

You: pardon, mate?

Stranger: lusty-clio

You: i've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe

Stranger: yozzasport, k-tec, though i do hear orbisound are good

You: say that again lid and i'll flag it

Stranger: you'll put up a flag for me
You: right that's it, ******* flagged that lad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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This remains probably the best post in GOT history.

Shine on Cal, you crazy diamond.

 

[ijjysmith]

So so so good

 

[bluejock]

I miss Cal, in a non hom kind of way.

Bit gay that.

Burns cravat

Vim was fecking ace

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HI!

Stranger: m or f?

You: F

You: U?

Stranger: okey m

You: Hi there, where you from?

Stranger: sweden u?

You: Skem.

You: You got blonde hair?

Stranger: no

You: Black?

Stranger: where skem btw?

Stranger: nope

You: Down the M58 lad x

You: Ginger?

Stranger: yeah

You: What about your peyabs then? Do you work out?

Stranger: ohyes

You: I like a man who works out. I really do. Not into the ginger peyabs but I'm forgiving...


Stranger: okey

Stranger: i do itr

Stranger: it*

You: Describe yourself, and dont leave any details out, sweet wang x

Stranger: hm slim red hair, tall

Stranger: handsome

You: Real handsome? Like Rasmus Elm handsome x


Stranger: yeah

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: u?

You: x


You: Ive got a party planned.

Stranger: okey

Stranger:

You: Were going to the mall (the conny), then party!

Stranger: nice

You: Me mar wouldnt be impressed but hell!

Stranger:

You: What do you like doing lad?

Stranger: hang out with friends and party

Stranger: you?

You: Yeah, hanging out, partying, boys & the mall. Taco Bell defo like too x

Stranger: okey

You: You want to punish me with your throbbing womb broom you big monster you, dont you? x

You: Don't be shy, Im a straight up girl.

You: x

Stranger: oyes i like that u are that

You: My clit is like the nose of a large labrador.

You: Im embarassed now!

Stranger: lets do this!


You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Stranger: ?

You: People like you make us sick.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HI!

Stranger: m or f?

You: F

You: U?

Stranger: okey m

You: Hi there, where you from?

Stranger: sweden u?

You: Skem.

You: You got blonde hair?

Stranger: no

You: Black?

Stranger: where skem btw?

Stranger: nope

You: Down the M58 lad x

You: Ginger?

Stranger: yeah

You: What about your peyabs then? Do you work out?

Stranger: ohyes

You: I like a man who works out. I really do. Not into the ginger peyabs but I'm forgiving...


Stranger: okey

Stranger: i do itr

Stranger: it*

You: Describe yourself, and dont leave any details out, sweet wang x

Stranger: hm slim red hair, tall

Stranger: handsome

You: Real handsome? Like Rasmus Elm handsome x


Stranger: yeah

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: u?

You: x


You: Ive got a party planned.

Stranger: okey

Stranger:

You: Were going to the mall (the conny), then party!

Stranger: nice

You: Me mar wouldnt be impressed but hell!

Stranger:

You: What do you like doing lad?

Stranger: hang out with friends and party

Stranger: you?

You: Yeah, hanging out, partying, boys & the mall. Taco Bell defo like too x

Stranger: okey

You: You want to punish me with your throbbing womb broom you big monster you, dont you? x

You: Don't be shy, Im a straight up girl.

You: x

Stranger: oyes i like that u are that

You: My clit is like the nose of a large labrador.

You: Im embarassed now!

Stranger: lets do this!


You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Stranger: ?

You: People like you make us sick.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rasmus Elm handsome. Outrageously good.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The rat....

 

[bluejock]

It's a bit long winded and won't pull down any trees but I admired his ignorance of my nazi rat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Alright lad/.

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: good

You: Fuming here.

Stranger: male or female

You: Female lad.

Stranger: how old may i ask

You: You may ask like.

You: Nineteen and a half.

You: It's just a number though lol lol

Stranger: nice im 20 and three courters

You: Where you from lad?

You: MEIN RAT.

Stranger: boise id

You: Is that in the states?

You: Nice! lol

Stranger: yes were u from

You: Bootle, lad.

Stranger: cool cool

You: You male mate?

Stranger: yep

You: ICH EIN CARNAVORE.

You: Cool. What you like doing?

Stranger: i skate board and make and direct movies

You: Really?!

You: WOW that sounds SO cool.

Stranger: yep yep

You: What type of movies do you make if you don't mind me asking?

Stranger: horror and comedy sometimes romancebut rarely

You: I don't want to be a stalker and ask to see them. Were strangers right?! lol!

You: How many have you made?

Stranger: 6

You: Do you put them on youtube and stuff or sell them to the people?

Stranger: yes i do

You: You must love what you do.

Stranger: ya sometimes its hard

You: DASCH RAT EICH HUNGRY.

You: What the movies lol?

Stranger: ummm assasian in the dark love is one of my comedys

You: What type of genre is it?

Stranger: comedy fantasy

You: NEIN WANTEN MEIN RATTEN?

You: Right ok.

You: You get paid for these?

You: I'd love to do that.

You: Love to.

You: I can just about work my old Nokia though lolz.

Stranger: ya not a lot but its fun

You: If you love what you do then you'll never work another day for the rest of your life.

You: My uncle Purple always told me dat.

Stranger: cool sounds like a wiseguy

You: DASCH RAT IS DRIPPZEN ISCH LIKEN YAH?

You: He was. Always working out.

Stranger: y body buider or just likes to

You: Good with the young lads in the neighbourhood.

You: Bit of both.

Stranger: ya

You: Liked working out.

Stranger: cool

You: Liked pushing the boundaries for boys.

You: A respected local figure. No steds like.

Stranger: he he he cool

You: Thank you. Good guy.

You: TAKEN MEIN RAT TAKEN MEIN RAT NOW. BLITZKREIG MEIN RAT. ISCH AM POLAND. ISCH AN HOLLAND.

Stranger: ya sounds like you r nice may i ask ur name not to be actig like a stalker

You: Sure lol!

Stranger: my name is sky

You: Danny

Stranger: nice name

You: Hi Sky!

Stranger: hi danny

You: What a cool name!

Stranger: thankyou

You: Do you still skateboard much ARG DASCH RAT.

Stranger: ya maybe twie a wee

You: Sky you'll have to excuse me but I'm suffering a bit here with my rat.

Stranger: kk

You: I think I must leave as it;s out of control.

You: TAKEN MEIN SKY DESTROYZ MEIN RAT.

You: So sorry Sky.

You: Cool to chat.

Stranger: ok have an email

You: Best wishes with your project WHY NOT WANTEN MEINZEN RAT SKY WHY?

You: Christ. Stop this.

You: COMEN ZE HERIN AND ATTACK MEIN RAT SKY.

You: Bye Sky and apologies.

You: You're a good guy.

Stranger: my number is473 9528 give me a buzz

You: NEIN NEIN FINISH ME.

You: YOU FEARZEN ME SKY? DASCH NO MAN ENOUGH SKY? HURT ME SKY! HURT ME LIKE IM WARSAW.

You: Bye Sky and so sorry xxxxxx

Tourettes rat. I'm in bits reading this again.

 

[heatmeiser]

I tried a look at this earlier, my screen went static, I had to shut down and re-boot.

What's it about some chatroom or some variation, these damn things are a dime a dozen and I don't participate with them.

this is good enough for daily, general and incoherent banter.

This is for me, the finest post in GOT's great history.

It's perfection. Each line is packed full of what makes Evertonians great. Bitterness, anger and confusion.

COME BACK SOON UPPER SHERBERTS SAMMY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!

 

[Brownie86]

Ha ha bumped again I see

 

[Furey1878]

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