The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[steken1]

The brachial arterty runs between your bicep and tricep(the middle of the inside of the upper arm) push hard on that with your thumb and it will stop blood flow to the lower arm. Hold it for five minutes then release for a little bit. Keep doing that and you'll live.

 

[ijjysmith]

For your finger?

Keep pressure applied, but not so much that the circulation is cut off and you lose feeling. Keep the wound clean and dry. How heavy is the blood flow?

Well i've got it pretty well wrapped up now. It seems to be hurting slightly less so that's gotta be a good sign.

 

[bluejock]

Never pumped an amputee.

Pretty disappointed at that to be honest.

I have nailed a deaf girl before though.

 

[steken1]

Never pumped an amputee.

Pretty disappointed at that to be honest.

I have nailed a deaf girl before though.

My mate used to do the doors and his club had a girl in a wheelchair who used to go every week and dish the chews out to the bouncers, they all got one. I couldn't.

 

[Groucho]

Well i've got it pretty well wrapped up now. It seems to be hurting slightly less so that's gotta be a good sign.

Yes, that should do it.

 

[bluejock]

My mate used to do the doors and his club had a girl in a wheelchair who used to go every week and dish the chews out to the bouncers, they all got one. I couldn't.

Good lord.

 

[steken1]

Good lord.

I know, imagine have to suck all them bouncers off.

 

[bluejock]

I know, imagine have to suck all them bouncers off.

*waits patiently for Beardo

 

[Julian Carax]

There was a really fit girl in my uni who was in a wheel chair, she was known as 'Hot Wheels'.

 

[bluejock]

There was a really fit girl in my uni who was in a wheel chair, she was known as 'Hot Wheels'.

Hahaha oh my.

That's simply wonderful.

 

[steken1]

There was a really fit girl in my uni who was in a wheel chair, she was known as 'Hot Wheels'.

Hahaha that's genius. Did ya?

 

[Julian Carax]

Hahaha that's genius. Did ya?

Unfortunately I never did, nor knew anyone who had she wasn't much of a goer (that's my excuse), think she had a boyfriend too. She was a babe though.

 

[Allezfan]

*waits patiently for Beardo

Not sure I like what you're implying here, jock.

 

[Cena]

'You wot lad'

EEEEEEEEEE, absolute rank

You know I'm only kidding. You do know that...right.....oh ffs I'm going back to the oldies thread.......now where did we put it....

No Pete, I couldn't sleep last night for sobbing into my pillow

Never pumped an amputee.

Pretty disappointed at that to be honest.

I have nailed a deaf girl before though.

You've nailed a what before?

There was a really fit girl in my uni who was in a wheel chair, she was known as 'Hot Wheels'.

Up there with the funniest things i've ever read on here

 

[Bigmaclad]

When's Ijjy's funeral?