The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Frank Drebin]

Hi NHD x

 

[noharmdone]

Kurt.. Your ace.
Frank.. Hi xx

 

[tommye]

Ha Ha..no chance my friend...Frank is on another level... Nik is....well Nik,,,, don't mean that in a bad way but Frank has a way about him.. your not aquainted are you ??? Frank...Meet NHD... an absolute gent and a boss poster on here.. friend to all..enemy of none...... NHD meet Frank.... GOT legend and no mistake... sharp.cutting...funny..but always nice....you two will gel straight from the off.....I can tell.

every word of this.



top banana, as they say.




have fun boys

 

[The T-Dex]

Evening tommye

 

[Frank Drebin]

I feel like I'm on a blind date. Minus the reassuring packet of rohypnol in the back pocket.

 

[ijjysmith]

Finger update:

It's STILL bleeding.

I feel like a Leona Lewis song.

 

[Groucho]

Finger update:

It's STILL bleeding.

I feel like a Leona Lewis song.

Are you on Aspirin?

 

[ijjysmith]

Are you on Aspirin?

Not really on anything mate.

It's not a huge gash, it's more like I ripped a small chunk out of my finger and it swon't stop bleeding.

It hurts a bit, but it's only a finger I guess.

 

[peteblue]

Not really on anything mate.

It's not a huge gash, it's more like I ripped a small chunk out of my finger and it swon't stop bleeding.

It hurts a bit, but it's only a finger I guess.

Exactly, if it drops off you've still got others......

 

[ijjysmith]

Exactly, if it drops off you've still got others......

Weirdly whilst struggling to drive into work this morning I thought that!

I am wondering if I should go somewhere to look at it. But it's a bloody finger (literally). It's pathetic. But I would like it to stop bleeding at some point.

 

[Bungle]

Weirdly whilst struggling to drive into work this morning I thought that!

I am wondering if I should go somewhere to look at it. But it's a bloody finger (literally). It's pathetic. But I would like it to stop bleeding at some point.

I would suggest you get straight to a hospital mate, whilst there you may also want them to find out where your testicles are, I fear you may well have completed the full transition to a woman.

 

[ijjysmith]

I would suggest you get straight to a hospital mate, whilst there you may also want them to find out where your testicles are, I fear you may well have completed the full transition to a woman.

Thanks mate.

I've been bleeding for 13 hours now. Am I on some sort of period?

I don't trust women because of this. How can you trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?

 

[Frank Drebin]

I would suggest you get straight to a hospital mate, whilst there you may also want them to find out where your testicles are, I fear you may well have completed the full transition to a woman.

I agree. A real man would have cauterised the wound with a cigar long ago.

 

[ijjysmith]

Bungle and Frank are the last two people I want to be in this thread right now.

 

[Bungle]

I agree. A real man would have cauterised the wound with a cigar long ago.

Exactly, look at the guy who had to cut his own arm off up a mountain, he still managed to masturbate up there as well.

Just masturbate and chew your finger off, then dip what's left of your finger in hot tar to seal it.