Hello!
Sounds interesting ... problems with "guests" eh? Do tell.
Pretty much yes. We do have a great first 11 so fourth isn't out of the question assuming we never get a single injury. Sadly luck hasn't been on our side for around 28 years now.
Is it now? Huh. That's kind of like telling a tramp that you're selling a Bugatti Veyron.
Right side, DM, DC, striker. Doesn't matter we probably won't buy anyone (loans ... maybe a Gibson 500k type signing). I'd be very pleasantly surprised if we got anyone and wouldn't really care what position it was. Sign a LB FFS at least its someone.
Also, many of us think Baines is the best LB in the world. I would genuinely like to hear what your fans think of that.
It's always fair when Everton win.

We outplayed Chelsea and lost 2-1 ... "fair" is meaningless. I am still shocked that you lot are good ... sorry. Edit: Oh wait I am thinking of last season (I think we won 2-0 in March?) ... then you won this year? I have no idea. No offence I genuinely do not remember anything about that game. Let me check some internets. Oh yes I remember now we had just crushed Villa and I think the team got a little over confident (early September we didn't realize how truly awful Villa were). So I think we expected to just show up and win and instead you lot wanted to play it out. We have that problem a lot actually. Need to have more of a killer instinct.
Yes. Real Europe? 15% chance. Crappy Europe that makes the team no money and hurts your performance in the league? 95% chance. If we don't get fourth I think it will all fall apart for us.
Left and right respectively.
Mirallas (who hopefully will be healthy) and Coleman down the right. We have to get our imbalance sorted out and a focus of passing down the right (rather than left) is the key to any success. A couple of through balls wouldn't go amiss either but I don't expect miracles. As for your side I once bought James Morrison on FM and he was pretty good.
1-0 good guys (we're the good guys).
NO! THANK YOU!