The Frenzy

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Or his sister! To be honest, How funny would it be to walk past a sex shop window and catch a glimpse of Davey Moyes strutting his stuff!
 

Its that time of year.

In order to stop us sounding like Championship Manager, geordie type, Tribal Footie believing uber melts I propose a ban on anything containing:

"My sources state..." - You dont have sources you odious bellwhiff. You most likely dont even have pubes.

"I have heard..." - Be honest, you've heard [Poor language removed]. You dreamt that bit up to seem like a knowlegable poster to anonymous humanoids on the internet. You ****.

"I have a contact in the club..." Do one, you bad, bad ted.


The players will turn up when they do, in the interim you will cries for Kenwright/Wyness/Moyes head on TW as the close season progresses without Riquelme et all turning up.

Carry on.


Lottery Numbers Mate? Uncanny that!
 
Miserable gits.

I will carry on believing and getting my hopes up that 'NevsPornoTash' is right and that we are on the verge of signing Lucho Arshavin. See what I did there?......
 

Cheers chief. Its all so predictable isnt it.

But funny after we sign the next big thing! Im a bit dissapointed by a lack of Kenwrorgs this year, hes improved his standing from this time last year!

Has to be said that big Keith is getting a bit of a hammering for being no stranger to a KFC bargain bucket!
 


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