Is a cake stall the answer?

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Bundy

Player Valuation: £35m
How many cakes do u reckon we would need to sell so moyes can get all the players he wants?
 

Good attempt at humour, unfortunately i am not feeling very humourous at the moment

Stay away from sharp objects HB.

I reckon a cake the size of China might just do it, each slice costing 50p. Then sell all the slices to China!!! (Oh the irony. I make me giggle).
 

At least someone to trying to lighten the mood, but its just not working!

Everty morning i drive into work listenin to the radio at how Liverpool are doin this, doin that and Everton are doin nothin apart from moaning about the [Poor language removed] 'kirby project'

Thanks for trying tho Bundy :(
 

cant resist....

is a cake stall the answer? depends on the cake...

loonytoad quack
joss ackland's spunky backpack
ponce on the heath
rustle dust
hattie jacques pretentious cheese wog[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]

such cake affects an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"
 
When businesses need to raise money for new projects one popular route is to hold a public share offering.
As this would by definition decrease the % and hence value of the shares held by the current share holders, usually current shareholders are offered the chance to buy into the new stock, with the rest being sold to new buyers.
The only reasons I can think of that this hasn't been employed is that not enough of the current shareholders are willing to risk either putting more money into the club or see the value of their current stake decreased in the short term against a possible rise in value over the medium term as the money raised is used to invest in 'projects' which increase the club's overall worth.

Or put more bluntly, the current shareholders are not optimistic about the club's future.
 
When businesses need to raise money for new projects one popular route is to hold a public share offering.
As this would by definition decrease the % and hence value of the shares held by the current share holders, usually current shareholders are offered the chance to buy into the new stock, with the rest being sold to new buyers.
The only reasons I can think of that this hasn't been employed is that not enough of the current shareholders are willing to risk either putting more money into the club or see the value of their current stake decreased in the short term against a possible rise in value over the medium term as the money raised is used to invest in 'projects' which increase the club's overall worth.

Or put more bluntly, the current shareholders are not optimistic about the club's future.

Custard I tells thee.

And going so far as to ostrasize the custard tart from the cake family is wildly slanderous.

Sure its not a cake but neither is a slice.
 
Ah McBain you know the way to a mans heart is through custard, how's about you whip up some toffee pud and we are as good as saved!!!!
 

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