Royal Blue Jersey
Player Valuation: £35m
Yeah sound. Our third gear overwhelmed them. Should have went after them second half and got some goal difference.
Special mention for their fans who were one of the biggest selection of bells to visit us in recent years. We only sing when were winning you quilts, is right. Buzzing off a load of sh*thouse jarg Danny Dwyer wannabes fuming over one scouse steward lid who didn't take any messing from the teds.
Anyway, boss Everton team this. She said to me at half time that it's the best EFC team she's seen in eight years.
Were playing the best footie we have since the eighties. It probably wont last but while it does enjoy it. Pienaar is sex.
Your bird's an Everton fan?
Is she real?