Rooney - where would he fit in?

[Nickpop]

He could be our new Kit-Man? "we're already 1-0 up cause the Kit-Man la" I wouldnt have him as Kit-Man, he loves Branson Pickle and would get it all over the new white top and we would look a mess. A MESS!

 

[Number_25]

He'd walk into our team.

 

[matty1]

Lets think about it, Rooney's United's best player, they lost the title by about 10 seconds, he would without doubt walk into our team

 

[Kurt.]

He'd walk into our team.

on his fecking hands mate

 

[MACCA75]

This has to be the worst thread ever. Let's close it before it ends up on RAWK

 

[Tubey]

Hardly a guess. LCAB and Fox have both sworn by this.

Ask them to give me the lottery numbers as well, because that should be simple given that they can apparently see three years into the future with absolute certainty.

This has to be the worst thread ever. Let's close it before it ends up on RAWK

This.

The only thing that would top this would be a "Messi or Neville?" thread, which was actually posted seriously.

 

[Papa Shango]

Rooney returns but wouldn't make the first eleven?? Some people need to ask themselves some serious questions.

Takes more than just ability.

I personally wouldnt want him anywhere near our team. He only gives a toss about himself.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

'Where would he fit in?'

ANYWHERE he 'king hell wanted.

In goal. Left back. Manager.

 

[Cena]

He'l be back in an Everton shirt, just not now

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

I have seen some ridiculous threads, this has to be the worst.

 

[njligernj]

I have seen some ridiculous threads, this has to be the worst.

We have five or six Moyes threads in which the same people are having the same argument over and over again. At least this, while admittedly staggeringly moronic, is somewhat different.

Has anyone suggested "in goal" yet.

I mentioned to a mate on Saturday that when Rooney started on the bench we'd have a jargapalooza on twitter (completely unfounded of course) about them selling him prior to deadline.

Rooney to us now still isn't as ridiculous as paying 9m for Doyle though.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

We have five or six Moyes threads in which the same people are having the same argument over and over again. At least this, while admittedly staggeringly moronic, is somewhat different.

Has anyone suggested "in goal" yet.

I mentioned to a mate on Saturday that when Rooney started on the bench we'd have a jargapalooza on twitter (completely unfounded of course) about them selling him prior to deadline.

Rooney to us now still isn't as ridiculous as paying 9m for Doyle though.

I refer you to my previous post.

 

[Connor]

He'll be back in a couple of years. Just not now. Them Agents on Twitter, Anyone can do that nowadays.

 

[Brennan]

Ask them to give me the lottery numbers as well, because that should be simple given that they can apparently see three years into the future with absolute certainty.

Nothing in life is certain but as far as those two are concerned he will be coming back as it stands, because he wants to. Obviously that can change.

 

[Chegsy]

I have my Puma Keijan home top ready with Rooney 18 on the back and that dixie dean badge on the side for when he comes back. even when he left i just couldn't bin it, loved that top.