I genuinely don't see the point in this thread.
At £250k per week, he'd have to agree to a wage cut of about 65% for it to be within our financial reach. And even if, by some miracle, he decided to agree to this ridiculously poor financial decision, where on earth would we be getting the £40 million or so it would take to actually buy him?
He'll be back one day, but he'll be 33 or so by the time this happens.
Oh, and as far as where he would fit in - wherever he wanted. He'd be our best player by a distance and anyone who says differently is living in denial. We have some good player, some very good players in fact, but we have nobody on Rooney's level.