Anyone got there own Everton songs?

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Walter Ego

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Heres 3 ive made up but they're unfinished, perhaps you can help me finish them off? Post your suggestions for the next lines or tell us your own ones.

First one then to be sung to the tune of Viva Espania

"He's Mikel Artetea,
He's a Spaniard cause he comes from Spain
He's Mikel Arteta
And you cant get the ball of him"

second one to be sung to the tune of joleen by dolly parton(I think)

"Joleen, Joleen, Joleen Lescott
He's the best defender in the league
Joleen, Joleen, Joleen Lescott"
........cant think of anymore!

third one to be sung to the tune of waltzing matilda

"Score a goal Tim Cahill
Score a goal Tim Cahill
Score a goal Tim Cahill for Everton and me
And he heads and he kicks and he scores another gooal
Score another goal for Tim Cahill and me"

Yeah they're crap arent they, just a bit of fun though.:)
 

Teddy Bears Picknick

If you look out on the wing today your in for a big surprise
If you look out on the wing today you'll Never believe your eyes
Cos' everytime he gets the ball he feeds the Yak and he then scores
Ste pienars are mighty magic midget!!!

Happy and ye know it

If ye need him on the left then Ste's ye man
If ye need him on the right then Ste's ye man
If ye played him in the center he would terrorise deffenders
Cos Ste Pienars our mighty African (or greates winger in the land)


both our embarresingly [Poor language removed] but seen as the season is over and all will be forgot by august why not ay haha(y)
 
my missus puts are instead of our, i know we say it like that but come on guys it's our, she had our daughter write 'are house' in her homework.


(waltzing matilda)
paaaaass it to cahill
paaaaass it to cahill
wont someone paaaass it 2 cahill 4 me
cos he shoots and he scores then he boxes with the corner flag
wont someone paaaaaass it to cahill 4 me

(shaun the sheep)
he's jimmy vaughan
he's jimmy vaughan
phil nev was playing he was born, he was born
he's jimmy vaughan, he's jimmy vaughan
he's jimmy vaughan,jimmy vaughan
used to play wembley on his lawn, onhis lawn
he's jimmy vaughan

that boy comes from sunny spain
hes mikael arteta
shouldve been on the euro plane
he's mikael arteta
the red sh1te are goin' down the drain
cos our spaniards better
 
in preparation for the uefa cup final next year in istanbul at the FENERBACHE stadium.

tell me ma me ma
to make sure the tank is full
were driving to istanbul
tell me ma me ma.

were all going on the midnight express, the midnight express, the midnight express.
and we'll have to stick our ganja up our arse,
and well have to stick our ganja up our arse.
and so on.


i love trying to do this, if any one has any players/subject matter and maybe even tune in mind but cant think just pm it to me and i'll have a go.


Rafael is a feckin pain
the fat spanish waiter
his ideas are just insane
the fat masturbator
 
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I came up with this last summer, me and me mates all sing it when we're having a sesh (even the reds):

To the tune of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang

Philly, Philly Jagielka
Philly Jagielka we love you
And our Philly Jagielka
Philly Jagielka loves us too
Near, Far, What a [Poor language removed] star
What a [Poor language removed] game he's had
Philly, Philly Jagielka...

And the last line normally either fades out or becomes 'He'll shag your [Poor language removed] dad,' which I think we'll all agree wouldn't be appropriate for the match. I tried to get it going in the Main Stand at home to Reading this year when he scored but with limited success.
 
I came up with this last summer, me and me mates all sing it when we're having a sesh (even the reds):

To the tune of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang

Philly, Philly Jagielka
Philly Jagielka we love you
And our Philly Jagielka
Philly Jagielka loves us too
Near, Far, What a [Poor language removed] star
What a [Poor language removed] game he's had
Philly, Philly Jagielka...

And the last line normally either fades out or becomes 'He'll shag your [Poor language removed] dad,' which I think we'll all agree wouldn't be appropriate for the match. I tried to get it going in the Main Stand at home to Reading this year when he scored but with limited success.

i sense where it may have gone tits up, send bill the words, he may put it on stage in the westend, more chance than getting those stiffs singing.
 
probably shouldnt post this on here but i made a couple up for me girlfriend, what with her being a red and all

dont cry for me argentina

dont cry for me mascherano
we know that your dead good at tacklin
your argentinian
but we dont mind that
because we love you
youre good at football!
(n)

to the tune river of babylon by me mums fravourite boney m

put the player babel on
he is dead quick
he can score goals
and that dirk kyut's [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed]
 

probably shouldnt post this on here but i made a couple up for me girlfriend, what with her being a red and all

dont cry for me argentina

dont cry for me mascherano
we know that your dead rubbish at tacklin
your argentinian
but we dont mind that
because we hate you
youre crap at football!
(y)

to the tune river of babylon by me mums fravourite boney m

put the player babel on
he is dead ugly
he cant score goals
and that dirk kyut's [Poor language removed] ugly also

Fixed
 
tell me ma me ma
am avin no tea no tea
coz am off to fenebahce
tell me ma me ma....

TELL ME MA ME MA
AM AVIN NO TEA NO TEA
COZ AM OFF TO FENEBAHCE
TELL ME MA ME MA

simple
 
his tattoo says he is a blue duncan, duncan,
he came back to us from the toon duncan, duncan,
he scored the goal on derby day
to set his legacy on its way

duncan ferguson evertons number 9
 
hi ho hi ho too istanbul well go
with davey moyes
and the everton boys
hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho

uefa are you listening
keep the goblet glistening
cos come next may
well take it away
when we all go to istanbul
 

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