The Confessions Thread

[McBain]

I secretly watch Home and Away on a regular basis whilst the missus has it on, and probably have more of an interest in it than she does but she doesn't know this. Please forgive me.

Struth.

Welcome back FFS. Don't ever leave us again.

I will be good this time I promise.

wow dude! You're back!

Backer than back, Baby. Anyone seen BundZ??

How long have you got?

THIS

i'm addicted to crimping my hair

That's fully serious mate. I'd say shave the lot off. You can't crimp your forehead.

 

[tommye]

good morning Jesus. I know today is one of your busier days of the week but i feel i need an answer to my question. Ok, so I'm a big fan of your work on family guy and south park and was wondering if you do these cameo appearances for cash money or whether it's to spread the word of your existence through a modern format? Thanks for your time oh beardy one

 

[McBain]

I secretly watch Home and Away on a regular basis whilst the missus has it on, and probably have more of an interest in it than she does but she doesn't know this. Please forgive me.

I've become addicted to the A&E Channel. Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, American Pickers, Dog the Bounty Hunter... I love them all.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'd be writing for a very long time.

 

[Elong]

I've become addicted to the A&E Channel. Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, American Pickers, Dog the Bounty Hunter... I love them all.

Hahaha Jesus (sorry JC lad) that's some bad shows right there, but gripping none the less. Whatever you do, don't watch The GC whatever you do.

 

[Degs62]

I've become addicted to the A&E Channel. Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, American Pickers, Dog the Bounty Hunter... I love them all.

Welcme back McB.

Hi Jesus, I believe in evolution, sorry.

Degs

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

hey Jesus i confess i think you're a bull****ter how do you like them apples man.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

I've become addicted to the A&E Channel. Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, American Pickers, Dog the Bounty Hunter... I love them all.

i fookin love pawn stars at the minute chumlee = legend

 

[Groucho]

I shalt not judge, post all your sins here so I can cleanse you.

What a wonderful morning for praising our Lord Jesus Christ.

I have led a wholesome life, but thank you anyway.

Thank you Jeebus

 

[EFCNIK]

One time I jizzed after 1 thrust and pretended I hadn't and told the girl I couldn't carry on because she was too drunk and left her completely unaware of the mess I'd made underneath the sheets.

SOZ JEEZUZ x

 

[Roztitute]

One time I jizzed after 1 thrust and pretended I hadn't and told the girl I couldn't carry on because she was too drunk and left her completely unaware of the mess I'd made underneath the sheets.

SOZ JEEZUZ x

hahahhaahahhahahahahaah classic

 

[Jamo Martinez]

]One time[/B] I jizzed after 1 thrust and pretended I hadn't and told the girl I couldn't carry on because she was too drunk and left her completely unaware of the mess I'd made underneath the sheets.

SOZ JEEZUZ x

British understatement

 

[Saliba]

I secretly watch Home and Away on a regular basis whilst the missus has it on, and probably have more of an interest in it than she does but she doesn't know this. Please forgive me.

Wow, that's pretty deep.

 

[toffeejack]

One time I jizzed after 1 thrust and pretended I hadn't and told the girl I couldn't carry on because she was too drunk and left her completely unaware of the mess I'd made underneath the sheets.

SOZ JEEZUZ x

happened to me after only a few thrusts on my 2nd time. i hadn't learned the art of pulling out and making excuses. lets just say i don't have that problem any more

my confession today is that those pants were mine hah listen to me telling you, of course you knew they were mine. anyway, so that others aren't left in the dark.
when i was about 8 or 9 when i got off the bus and was walking up the driveway to school, some girls pointed at the bottom of my trousers and were laughing out loud. i looked down and too my horror, the pants (yes boxers were not common at this point) i wore the day before with these trousers were hanging out of the bottom. they must have got there because i use to take off my trousers and underwear all in one go, hence rolled up together and i gather they must have slid down the trouser leg right to the bottom and unfourtunately poked out. anyway, i casually just kicked my leg out flicking them on the floor and left them on the floor in the driveway with the girls still laughing. anyway a couple of days later during assembly, the teacher produced the lost and found items and to my misfortune everyone was sniggering at my spotty little pants which were part of the display. luckily nobody said anything and this is the first time i have ever been able to tell anyone of this misfortune.

anyway thanks for listening and sorry jesus for not owning up to getting my pants back which my mummy probably forked out a whole 30p and instead saving myself of unbearable embarassment

 

[RFUS]

I will only confess my sins to our lord and saviour Zlatan, not you, you bearded charlatan.