2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[Saint Domingo]

Yeah right 'Off the top of your head'

You've been preparing for these kind opportunities all year, I reckon you've got a catalogue on every player just ready to throw out..

Whether I remember them or not makes no difference to whether Keane did them.

‘He’s having a great season’
‘Here’s some evidence to say he isn’t’
‘As if remembered that ’


Keane is doing ok this season, for him, but his personal bar is on the floor.

 

[Swartzy]

Whether I remember them or not makes no difference to whether Keane did them.

‘He’s having a great season’
‘Here’s some evidence to say he isn’t’
‘As if remembered that ’


Keane is doing ok this season, for him, but his personal bar is on the floor.

I still reckon you have a secret notepad hidden under your bed that you fill out weekly on our players and any floors in their game since Dyche went and Moyes took them over..

 

[Jimishorts]

 

[Saint Domingo]

I still reckon you have a secret notepad hidden under your bed that you fill out weekly on our players and any floors in their game since Dyche went and Moyes took them over..

Michael Keane was torpedoing Everton long before Dyche arrived and has carried on after he left. If we want to improve getting rid of him would be a start.

 

[Swartzy]

Michael Keane was torpedoing Everton long before Dyche arrived and has carried on after he left. If we want to improve getting rid of him would be a start.

I was only joking mate..

If one extra year on his contract gives more funds towards our biggest holes, I certainly won't be complaining.

It's how the funds are spent that scares me.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Starts matchday one in season 2026/27. Probably plays 25+ games next season.

 

[Moonlight dribble]

Would he get in the Champions first XI? No then get rid

 

[Marcus Kendall]

Michael Keane was torpedoing Everton long before Dyche arrived and has carried on after he left. If we want to improve getting rid of him would be a start.

Keane had a decent spell early in his Everton career as evidenced by being called up to the national team

 

[SJB]

Michael Keane torpedo you say?

 

[st.domingo]

Every time I see this thread title, for some reason I imagine him stood in the dock in court and it being read out in the style of Ronnie Barker being sentenced in the opening titles of Porridge…

 

[NeilMorepies]

He’s never, ever leaving us is he.

Really looking forward to seeing him as 4th choice cb again next season…..sigh.

I am beginning to think we will need a young priest and an old priest to wheedle him out.

Every time I see this thread title, for some reason I imagine him stood in the dock in court and it being read out in the style of Ronnie Barker being sentenced in the opening titles of Porridge…

 

[blue to the bone]

 

[Lapeno77]

Shape of things to come for the Summer?

Extensions for the tired and trusted.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[NeilMorepies]

Shape of things to come for the Summer?

Extensions for the tired and rusted.

Fixed.