The Ashes 2025

[ToffeeTim]

One of Brook and Root needs to make a big hundred. 70s are good but don't win matches. There are 35 overs till a new ball so time to score runs.

 

[Rita_Poon]

because they want to recoup some of their lost 11 million aus dollars (about £5.2m sterling) they cut time early yesterday.

So, "Planet Woft!" get cooking at 11pm tonight. Come on Aus, smash em to bits even if you are a fourth choice side...

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

because they want to recoup some of their lost 11 million aus dollars (about £5.2m sterling) they cut time early yesterday.

So, "Planet Woft!" get cooking at 11pm tonight. Come on Aus, smash em to bits even if you are a fourth choice side...

Sydney test matches always have rain and bad light delays, this isn't new Rita. Warne was a vocal campaigner to remove it despite it being a pitch most suited to him.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sydney test matches always have rain and bad light delays, this isn't new Rita. Warne was a vocal campaigner to remove it despite it being a pitch most suited to him.

millions of quids worth of lights, and they didn't pick a spinner for a notorious bad light ground. Doesn't that smell funny.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

millions of quids worth of lights, and they didn't pick a spinner for a notorious bad light ground. Doesn't that smell funny.

Have you considered that England could just get better?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Have you considered that England could just get better?

No, they went out celebrating getting battered and coughed up excuses like over prepared when they selected no warm up games.

A few of you might think I've been an insufferable bellend so far, well, I'm lacing up my ballet pumps for a proper show once it's all done. When I can finally add up all the opener runs and woft outs I'm gonna be on Santa's naughty list pronto. And why not, January isn't in double digits, neither have most of the specialist batters.

Wofters, get yourself ready!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ah

Sir Alastair Cook says 'zero contact' regarding England coaching role - but would want to be involved 'at some stage in my life'

Sky Sports Michael Atherton has suggested Sir Alastair Cook would be a good fit as an assistant coach for England after the Ashes defeat; Cook says lets see while confirming there has not been any contact with ECB; England lost first three Ashes Tests before winning two-dayer at MCG

www.skysports.com

Well, seems the insult has been taken serious at HQ.

 

[Rita_Poon]

WOFT BELLEND TWIT*!

 

[Rita_Poon]

wide as you like, went for it for no reason, and has to walk.

There isn't enough pain that can be inflicted for this stupidity. Hurt them!

 

[Charro]

Good innings by Brook but should have been looking at getting a big score there.

 

[MKS]

Thats exactly how you hit catching practice to the slips!

 

[Charro]

That is an utter farce.

 

[Rita_Poon]

That is an utter farce.

?

 

[Rita_Poon]

That is an utter farce.

Captain.

Woft.

State!

bin.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Captain.

Woft.

State!

bin.

Fantastic delivery by Starc