We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.

Nymzee · 2025-10-27T10:38:16+0000

davek said:

I mean, he's not wrong:

John Victor: £7m
Sels: £5m
Gunn: Free

Murillo: £10m
Milenkovic: £10m
Morato: £10m
Jair Cunha: £10m

Williams: £18m
Zinchenko: Loan
Aina: Free
Savona: £11m

Sangare: £32m
Anderson: £35m
Douglas Luiz: Loan + Obligation (£25m)
Dominguez: £5m
MGW: £25m

Hutchinson: £38m
McAtee: £30m
CHO: £5m
Ndoye: £34m
Bakwa: £30m

Kalimuendo: £26m
Igor Jesus: £10m
Awoniyi: £18m
Wood: £15m

= £409m spent

b-rad · 2025-10-27T10:38:35+0000

Imagine being this upset that another (horrible) club lost a game of football.

kev · 2025-10-27T10:40:46+0000

davek said:
Dyche will do what he's been brought in for: save them from relegation.

"We got 65 points last season and finished 7th Sean, please become our manager.
Only you can save us from certain relegation this season"

Bishop Thumpety-Thump · 2025-10-27T10:59:58+0000

Nymzee said:
I mean, he's not wrong:

John Victor: £7m
Sels: £5m
Gunn: Free

Murillo: £10m
Milenkovic: £10m
Morato: £10m
Jair Cunha: £10m

Williams: £18m
Zinchenko: Loan
Aina: Free
Savona: £11m

Sangare: £32m
Anderson: £35m
Douglas Luiz: Loan + Obligation (£25m)
Dominguez: £5m
MGW: £25m

Hutchinson: £38m
McAtee: £30m
CHO: £5m
Ndoye: £34m
Bakwa: £30m

Kalimuendo: £26m
Igor Jesus: £10m
Awoniyi: £18m
Wood: £15m

= £409m spent

@davek think this is where you do another embarrassing backtrack/climbdown :coffee:

Rita_Poon · 2025-10-27T11:02:45+0000

Bishop Thumpety-Thump said:
@davek think this is where you do another embarrassing backtrack/climbdown

rarer that hens teeth, will just slink away and start up some other nonsense. should be creating shows for tv.

COYBL25 · 2025-10-27T11:03:35+0000

Bishop Thumpety-Thump said:
@davek think this is where you do another embarrassing backtrack/climbdown

He`ll ignore it and then find a slightly different way to say the exact same thing.

Bishop Thumpety-Thump · 2025-10-27T11:05:10+0000

COYBL25 said:
He`ll ignore it and then find a slightly different way to say the exact same thing.

He's having a bad couple of days. First the claim that Dyche had to work his magic to overcome an eleven point deduction, now this.

b-rad · 2025-10-27T11:05:53+0000

COYBL25 said:
He`ll ignore it and then find a slightly different way to say the exact same thing.

I'm going with
"I was laughing because the squad isn't worth anywhere near that. They massively overpaid, and Dyche keeping this lot up will be a miracle, and something only he can do"

Rita_Poon · 2025-10-27T11:06:39+0000

COYBL25 said:
He`ll ignore it and then find a slightly different way to say the exact same thing.

The Womens euros thread was sublime. After the CE qeii thread (which was absolute chaos unleashed) the spectacle over the summer was a recent highlight. Praise indeed.

davek · 2025-10-27T11:16:35+0000

Nymzee said:
I mean, he's not wrong:

John Victor: £7m
Sels: £5m
Gunn: Free

Murillo: £10m
Milenkovic: £10m
Morato: £10m
Jair Cunha: £10m

Williams: £18m
Zinchenko: Loan
Aina: Free
Savona: £11m

Sangare: £32m
Anderson: £35m
Douglas Luiz: Loan + Obligation (£25m)
Dominguez: £5m
MGW: £25m

Hutchinson: £38m
McAtee: £30m
CHO: £5m
Ndoye: £34m
Bakwa: £30m

Kalimuendo: £26m
Igor Jesus: £10m
Awoniyi: £18m
Wood: £15m

= £409m spent

How many are there now and how many have been signed by Dyche

davek · 2025-10-27T11:17:04+0000

kev said:
"We got 65 points last season and finished 7th Sean, please become our manager.
Only you can save us from certain relegation this season"

But that's where he found them.

Nymzee · 2025-10-27T11:26:38+0000

davek said:
How many are there now and how many have been signed by Dyche

All of them are there now, it's their current squad, hence "they have a £400m squad".

And considering Dyche was hired in October it would be bloody hard for any of them to have been signed under him.

Keep digging that hole, worm.

MikeH72 · 2025-10-27T12:06:19+0000

Nymzee said:
I mean, he's not wrong:

John Victor: £7m
Sels: £5m
Gunn: Free

Murillo: £10m
Milenkovic: £10m
Morato: £10m
Jair Cunha: £10m

Williams: £18m
Zinchenko: Loan
Aina: Free
Savona: £11m

Sangare: £32m
Anderson: £35m
Douglas Luiz: Loan + Obligation (£25m)
Dominguez: £5m
MGW: £25m

Hutchinson: £38m
McAtee: £30m
CHO: £5m
Ndoye: £34m
Bakwa: £30m

Kalimuendo: £26m
Igor Jesus: £10m
Awoniyi: £18m
Wood: £15m

= £409m spent

What could he possibly be expected to do with that?!?

COYBL25 · 2025-10-27T12:12:11+0000

MikeH72 said:
What could he possibly be expected to do with that?!?

Nine men behind the ball and lob it up to big Chris Woodsy all game ?

davek · 2025-10-27T14:38:03+0000

Nymzee said:
All of them are there now, it's their current squad, hence "they have a £400m squad".

And considering Dyche was hired in October it would be bloody hard for any of them to have been signed under him.

Keep digging that hole, worm.

You ignored the second part of my question, so I'll repeat it: how many of them has Dyche signed...