We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.
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Imagine being made up with this.
FFS, that's brilliant.
Why wouldn't you be? Don't you hate Forest too? You call them scabs. This club needs relegating.
"Not Dyche fit" textbook 
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £40m
Dave you’re so close to self realism here, keep going. Please!Absolutely hilarious that the defeated army of losers who spend their lives mithering about Dyche are feeling chipper about his terrible Forest team being beaten in a game.
Dave having an emoji meltdown over Nottingham Forest was not on my 2025 bingo card tbh
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £40m
Everton are playing and Dave’s out here defending a Dinosaur like John Hammond in Jurassic Park.
It’s because he didn’t have Abdoulaye Doucoure lads.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
HahahahahhahahaImagine being made up with this.
FFS, that's brilliant.
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £70m
Dyche to strengthen the Woan /Stone axis of mediocrity with Sloane, Moan, Groan & Bone Also Loan coming in to manage recruitment .
I remember him in that fifa tournament thing being asked if he's playing dycheball, he didn't half pull a face
They’ve got a £400m squad so I should bloody well think he’ll “keep them up”.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
Dave, they have spent a fortune on that squad, depending on where you look its between £360-400m+
You're trying to stack sand, for your own sanity, just laugh.