Work grievances

[Nymzee]

Get it completely. It’s hard to play the game at times.

Unless they're fit then they can talk to me about anything they want.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Unless they're fit then they can talk to me about anything they want.

Everybody has a price

 

[Tommy Chong]

Not a mention anywhere of a Mrs Knobhead.
There's your angle.
Mrs leave you cos you're a bit of a tithead mate?
Guaranteed he falls to bits or goes apeshit at the mere mention of her

I wouldn’t mess with him Thomas…

He sounds like the type of lad who’d burn the office down if you didn’t return his stapler!

 

[Nymzee]

I wouldn’t mess with him Thomas…
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He sounds like the type of lad who’d burn the office down if you didn’t return his stapler!

 

[Rita_Poon]

this dear chap just can't catch a break!

Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'

In a statement, the prince says: "The continued accusations about me distract from the work of His Majesty and the Royal Family."

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Amokachi1995]

We have a company wide leadership call on Teams that is absolutely vomit inducing.

People take it in turns to give updates nobody cares about then the same group of sycophants jump in with comments and emoji's and saying things like 'sorry not sorry'.

Genuinely awful. I cancel meetings with anyone I see making comments.

 

[Tony Hibbert's Wife]

You’re lucky then.

Your co-workers can take a hint, mate.
In one of my first jobs, we had a tax specialist who subleased an office from our company in the building.

If you were unlucky enough, he would catch you at the wrong moment, and in a dry, monotone voice, he would start going on about tax legislation, and the amendments to all the various tax acts, and so on, and so on. Like bloody nails on a chalkboard.

And even if you tried to change to the conversation to something else, he would cut you off mid-sentence, just to carry on.

If you made up an excuse to to leave, he’d follow you and wait next to you, so he could finish what he was going on about! You had no choice, but to indulge him.

Absolutely no sense of self awareness…

You could've just stopped at 'tax specialist'.

I've an unwarranted animosity toward Private Client lawyers; they're like non-player characters. I’ve yet to meet one with an actual personality.

 

[Tommy Chong]

You could've just stopped at 'tax specialist'.

I've an unwarranted animosity toward Private Client lawyers; they're like non-player characters. I’ve yet to meet one with an actual personality.

This man was a double whammy, mate.

Both a tax attorney, and a certified chartered accountant!
Double the boredom, and double the lack of personality.

 

[arch stanton]

an absolute Linkdin nutter has started, it goes without saying - i'm a massive fan already. he introduced himself on video to the whole firm, for no reason. here is part of his talk (i took it from the transcript):

What drives me outside of work, family? The picture you see on the screen is my 3 mini versions of me. They are as crazy as I am, which is great. You know, I love every one of them and we do all sorts of crazy things together.

My God, do we take on some new challenges and adventures? And yes, I regularly get called a little bit mad. The picture you can see is a colour run. At this point I could just about see where I was going. Clearly my son on the left couldn't because he can't keep his eyes open for photo.

But like it was, it was good fun. And whether it's doing the things like this or skydiving or racing in indoor kart champs or the maddest thing I've ever done during an ultra marathon last year, which I hear some of you have also done in the last couple of years with absolutely zero prep whatsoever.

The craziest thing I've ever done in my life. It's safe to say for the best part of three weeks I couldn't walk afterwards and never did. I think it would be good fun popping blisters on my feet. But my God, did it make me feel better?

So yes, nuts is probably the way that most people would put who I am.

what an utter cockwomble

 

[arch stanton]

You’re lucky then.

Your co-workers can take a hint, mate.
In one of my first jobs, we had a tax specialist who subleased an office from our company in the building.

If you were unlucky enough, he would catch you at the wrong moment, and in a dry, monotone voice, he would start going on about tax legislation, and the amendments to all the various tax acts, and so on, and so on. Like bloody nails on a chalkboard.

And even if you tried to change to the conversation to something else, he would cut you off mid-sentence, just to carry on.

If you made up an excuse to to leave, he’d follow you and wait next to you, so he could finish what he was going on about! You had no choice, but to indulge him.

Absolutely no sense of self awareness…

hey Tommy, we havent spoken in ages. Did you hear about the new proposed changes ti IR35...

 

[Rita_Poon]

oh wow, trumps handshake* with Macron.

Oh please.

 

[Tommy Chong]

hey Tommy, we havent spoken in ages. Did you hear about the new proposed changes ti IR35...

If I didn’t know any better, mate, I’d swear talking about tax legislation gave him a hard on.

Myself and the other lads in the office use to joke that it was how he use to talk dirty to his missus.

 

[Tony Hibbert's Wife]

an absolute Linkdin nutter has started, it goes without saying - i'm a massive fan already. he introduced himself on video to the whole firm, for no reason. here is part of his talk (i took it from the transcript):

It's safe to say for the best part of three weeks I couldn't walk afterwards

This was the point you gave it "what a coincidence, that's what your ma said" I'm guessing?

 

[blulouie]

oh wow, trumps handshake* with Macron.

Oh please.

Eh ?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Eh ?