Bas Dost

McBain · May 4, 2012

Â£7million ??!

22, 6 ft 4, banging them in for fun.

Yes please.

[video=youtube;vK4v1Jv41C8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4v1Jv41C8[/video]

Brennan · May 4, 2012

Yes purely because his name is boss.

alpha1 · May 4, 2012

Brennan91 said:
Yes purely because his name is boss.

His name isn't boss - it's bas! ;-)

I have been posting on a few Everton sites asking for him and Jelle Vossen to be looked at for months so it's nice to see the club listen! (even if it is just a rumour)
Unfortunately I think his price tag will be too much but I would love to see him signed.

icburns · May 4, 2012

Sign him, Moyes. He's way better than JÃ´ JÃ´ Binks ffs.

ScouseBlueBoy · May 4, 2012

Some monster tap-ins and penalties there. Nah - need a more mobile creative guy to go with Jelly, and we haven't got the cash to use him as a squaddie.

His name sounds like a German film.

cadex · May 4, 2012

I think Vellios would be banging them in too if he was playing in the Eredevisie.

icburns · May 4, 2012

cadex said:
I think Vellios would be banging them in too if he was playing in the Eredevisie.

I think Vellios would be banging them in if he was playing in the Premier League. He would also be banging in yer mar's back doors.

DualityNSNO · May 4, 2012

icburns said:
I think Vellios would be banging them in if he was playing in the Premier League. He would also be banging in yer mar's back doors.

He's probably banging them wherever he goes, to be fair.

Bitchez be crazy 'bout the Vel.

EFCNIK · May 4, 2012

The Apoliopus is doing nothing but working hard on the training pitch.

Defo not banging every foof that dares to walk past him...

Deleted member 28206 · May 4, 2012

Imagine the chant.
"DOST,DOST,DOST".

Like some imperial SS Germany meeting..

DualityNSNO · May 4, 2012

EFCNIK said:
The Apoliopus is doing nothing but working hard on the training pitch.

Defo not banging every foof that dares to walk past him...

He has that Dylan effect, you know.

As long as he looks at them in THAT way - insta orgasm and they fall in love. But he's not that easy, he's picky.

DualityNSNO · May 4, 2012

Bryan said:
Imagine the chant.
"DOST,DOST,DOST".

Like some imperial SS Germany meeting..

Or...
"PROST, PROST, PROST"

icburns · May 4, 2012

DualityNSNO said:
Or...
"PROST, PROST, PROST"

Or...
"Cheese on DOST, DOST, DOST."

Dutch Toffee · May 4, 2012

If we gonna spend that much on a Dutch striker, I'd much rather see it splashed on Luuk de Jong from Twente. Far less question marks for me regarding him. Not saying he can't do for a job for us, but think de Jong represent a far lesser risk.