Your going to be on a deserted island for a year

[GrandOldTeam]

Who would you rather be with? Ray Mears or a women of your choice?

 

[heatmeiser]

Ray Mears! He is the greatest.

And on those cold, winter nights when human urges are taking over I'd get him to fashion a teeny bitty bikini out of tree bark and long grass and turn the light off.

Nobody would know. NOBODY!

 

[evertonianstu]

Woman of my choice. Might not last as long, but it would be some few weeks before we die of starvation

 

[Vim Fuego]

A woman, without doubt, for wet, sloppy and vulgar reasons of course.

 

[Chris]

A woman, without doubt, for wet, sloppy and vulgar reasons of course.

A woman of course. I mean who would catch the tea, cook it and tidy up afterwards and build a house to live in.

 

[Vim Fuego]

And then after a hearty meal of fish, with a side serving of fish, a stiff shag, you could fall asleep with your head resting on her heaving love pillows...sounds good to me .

 

[monty]

And then after a hearty meal of fish, with a side serving of fish, a stiff shag, you could fall asleep with your head resting on her heaving love pillows...sounds good to me .

I'm sure I could survive without Mr Mears unless he takes one up the b--. I want a woman to look after my every need but preferably a mute one.....................bliss

 

[Welton Toffee]

It's a surprisingly tough choice, but it's got to be the girl hasn't it

 

[Cal]

Who is this Ray Queers?

 

[Vim Fuego]

Also, she'd have the only man in a boat i'd want to see.

 

[monty]

Who is this Ray Queers?

I'm not sure but Danny has his picture on the bedroom wall

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Also, she'd have the only man in a boat i'd want to see.

oh yes
but lets say the woman is carol thatcher, i personally would rather pick up some survival tips than bone that.

 

[monty]

oh yes
but lets say the woman is carol thatcher, i personally would rather pick up some survival tips than bone that.

I'd rather bone you mate than her

 

[Vim Fuego]

I bet she'd give a smashing tugjob though, it's either that or [Poor language removed] a coconut.

 

[monty]

I bet she'd give a smashing tugjob though, it's either that or [Poor language removed] a coconut.

coconut every time, its better looking for starters and you can get a drink out of it.