Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Gilbert..]

Clicked Evertons squad on my fotmob app. Genuinely scary looking at the numbers. 2 forwards listed. Just for comparison every other club had between 6 and 10. And they had listed in our midfield doucoure still. And patterson.
We need 5 players. Minimum.

 

[jazzy]

You have to hand it to manbun Jack. He's a trailblazer and has now coined a new football phrase. When agents are negotiating a deal for a client and they are looking for 100k a week they now refer to it as a "Harrison".

Apparently Ascenscio's agent is touting his man around the boardrooms of Europe only asking for one and half Harrisons. Sounds cheap to me on that basis.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

When are the players back for Pre-season?

The flood gates will open then.

 

[Thomasc]

Pre season training Monday, we need bodies in.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Does your partner ever look over your shoulder and just shake her head at what you've typed?

Partner.

LOL

 

[NikNak8]

Moyes will go down in my estimation if he makes that mistake, Harrison offers nothing but a nice hairdo.

Pretty good translator too I hear...

 

[MACCA75]

You have to ask yourself why Villa aren't signing him at that orice

Yeah I don’t know tbh as he definitely added something for them.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I don't know. He's got three years left on his current deal, which pays £90k per week. He'd have to agree to personal terms with Everton, and I can't imagine anyone being happy to match or exceed those terms, or Jack agreeing to less. On top of that, he's still on the books at Leeds for another £2.75 million in amortization, so that's the bare minimum they would take to avoid a loss for PSR, and they'll want more to record a profit.

If it were to happen the best case scenario would be something like this:

1. Agree to personal terms at a much lower wage (cut by at least half) but with individual performance incentives, e.g., goal involvements.
2. Pay Leeds around £5 million, so they can record a profit and cut their losses.

Would he agree to that? He would probably need 3 years and a signing bonus to get it over the line, but he doesn't deserve it. But let's assume the best case scenario, and it's a transfer fee of £5 million and a wage of £45k a week. If he's just as crap as he's been, then he's costing us about £12 million in fees and wages for being crap. £12 million to make him our headache instead of Leeds'. If he exceeds expectations and meets performance goals, he costs us up to £19 million or more, but does anyone think that's realistic?

I just don't see it. There are better ways to spend £19 million.

Den I need 3 coffee's in me before I can read something this long and well thought out at 7.30am


Be kind to my little brain.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

When are the players back for Pre-season?

The flood gates will open then.

Think they go in for testing etc today then training proper starts Monday. Be pretty quiet about the place especially as the international duty lads presumably will have extra time.

 

[Groucho]

Seen various panics in various places about us not having signed anyone yet (where they conveniently forget about Alcaraz).

Some people have clearly never been near someone of their preferred sexual preference.

 

[Mr Happy]

Seen various panics in various places about us not having signed anyone yet (where they conveniently forget about Alcaraz).

Some people have clearly never been near someone of their preferred sexual preference.

Goddam incels

 

[Clarky cat]

Harrison can’t be on 100k surely .

He’s not, he’s on £90k a week and Everton have been paying it for 2 years. He’s not even worth a third of that.

 

[Tel001]

Ironically a lot of members on this forum seem deprived of sex thus trying to fill that empty void on here..

After the 20 plus year rodgering from Kenwright …. I’m giving myself a break

 

[Clarky cat]

Raphael Onyedika.

€30m, I’ve been told it’s apparently now a choice for player between Everton and West Ham.

You’re welcome.

 

[Clarky cat]