Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
He’s off his head that lad.
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £70m
When the usual cry-arses start going on
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
That’s enough to start a patreon and pretend you know what David Moyes and his staff talk about.
irishtony1878
Player Valuation: £20m
Under the chair.....
(anyone under a certain age could be scratching heads with this post)
ashwuk76
Player Valuation: £35m
I'm going for 20:01pm on Monday 18th August
Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £50m
goldfinchmule
Player Valuation: £8m
A little mouse with cloggs on.
This season will he the first time we won't need one Bry, we'll be sitting pretty top of the league Monday evening after we've trounced Leeds.
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
Doesn’t count if you create the post
We can start that the moment Gnonto dances around our 35 year old £200k a week marquee summer signing and scores a hatrick against us on opening day.
This is the contrasting hyperbole that makes GOT summer transfer season great.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Someone will make one when Blackburn beat our experimental line up 2-0.
There’s not much experimenting you can do with a squad of 14 players
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