Transfer Rumour Thierno Barry


The pronunciation is Tee-air-no Bah-ree according to tinterweb so I figured a football chant classic would work well here.

To the tune of Frankie Valli - Can't take my eyes off you

🎶You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like Heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last, love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

Thierno Barry
And if it's quite alright
Thierno Barry
To warm the lonely night
Thierno Barry
Trust in me when I say......🎶

etc etc I'm not writing out the whole bloody song out as he probably won't join anyway. I also hate myself just as much as you hate me right now for going with a song far too soon. Infact forget the whole bloody thing & just yell BARRY BARRY BARRY instead.
 
OK @Zatara , I will take the bait. Remembering that I put his name forward in the context of us buying a rookie, and needing all available funds to go a very long way this season!

Abraham scored 15 goals in his first full Premier League season with Chelsea — more than players like Firmino, Gabriel Jesus, and Raheem Sterling that year.

At Roma, he scored 27 goals in his debut season across all competitions — breaking a club record for most goals by an English player in a season.

Tall (6’5”) and strong in the air, yet mobile and intelligent with his movement.

Excellent at stretching defenses, creating space for inside forwards and attacking midfielders — sure I’ve seen you banging the Grealish drum (see also McAtee)

Yes he had a bad injury but that is where and why the opportunity exists: his value is temporarily suppressed. Players with Abraham’s profile — experienced, proven in two top-five leagues don’t come cheap.

Only 27, known for his humility, work ethic, and leadership qualities — ask Mourinho - and doesn’t wet his pants in a one on one. IMO, a good option to rotate/compete with Beto and Barry (should we get him).

So in that context Zat, who would you suggest that gives us similar experience, goal scoring record and a desire to prove doubters wrong - for free!

You can put forward opinions galore but if you have seen him play and even allowing several months for him to get back to speed after his injury, he's finished


If you watch anything of him since his major injury you'll see that he's toast.

Comparing him before and believing that after he'll still deliver is pointless. He needs to remain in a slower league, he'd have no chance in England. You're talk about "work ethic" is simply untrue-- since his injury.

Also, I certainly wont be 'recommending' any "free" centre forwards. That would be totally illogical.
 

The pronunciation is Tee-air-no Bah-ree according to tinterweb so I figured a football chant classic would work well here.

To the tune of Frankie Valli - Can't take my eyes off you

🎶You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like Heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last, love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

Thierno Barry
And if it's quite alright
Thierno Barry
To warm the lonely night
Thierno Barry
Trust in me when I say......🎶

etc etc I'm not writing out the whole bloody song out as he probably won't join anyway. I also hate myself just as much as you hate me right now for going with a song far too soon. Infact forget the whole bloody thing & just yell BARRY BARRY BARRY instead.

It's moments like these that I'm living for 😂

👏👏👏
 
You can put forward opinions galore but if you have seen him play and even allowing several months for him to get back to speed after his injury, he's finished


If you watch anything of him since his major injury you'll see that he's toast.

Comparing him before and believing that after he'll still deliver is pointless. He needs to remain in a slower league, he'd have no chance in England. You're talk about "work ethic" is simply untrue-- since his injury.

Also, I certainly wont be 'recommending' any "free" centre forwards. That would be totally illogical.

“Also, I certainly wont be 'recommending' any "free" centre forwards. That would be totally illogical”.

Err… That my friend was the whole damned point of the post!😆

Supplementing a money signing with low cost experience 🤷‍♂️ never mind…
 
The pronunciation is Tee-air-no Bah-ree according to tinterweb so I figured a football chant classic would work well here.

To the tune of Frankie Valli - Can't take my eyes off you

🎶You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like Heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last, love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

Thierno Barry
And if it's quite alright
Thierno Barry
To warm the lonely night
Thierno Barry
Trust in me when I say......🎶

etc etc I'm not writing out the whole bloody song out as he probably won't join anyway. I also hate myself just as much as you hate me right now for going with a song far too soon. Infact forget the whole bloody thing & just yell BARRY BARRY BARRY instead.
In Frankie Valli's soprano voice ever fan has to clutch their balls chanting that :D
 
“Also, I certainly wont be 'recommending' any "free" centre forwards. That would be totally illogical”.

Err… That my friend was the whole damned point of the post!😆

Supplementing a money signing with low cost experience 🤷‍♂️ never mind…

I wouldnt be wasting a penny on players who dont upgrade what is in the squad today unless u21s.
 

Dont get many babies named Barry these days.

Like I know a few people called Barry. Most in their forties/fifties. But I’ve never met a child called Barry.

Wonder why that is?
This might have something to do with it.

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