2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[Rita_Poon]

Keane has scored goals for us.

Patterson has offered nothing but hype.

 

[Adscum]

Is that 10 managers he's played under now including caretakers? Never known such an ongoing joke at the expense of a fan base. He single handedly brought back the sense of chaos at the back that's been missing since Moyes arrived. Just please go away now Michael, I can't bare to look at your hapless, vacant face as you lurch from one disaster to another, it's like watching someone's most existential anxiety dream every single time he emerges from the dugout.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Is that 10 managers he's played under now including caretakers? Never known such an ongoing joke at the expense of a fan base. He single handedly brought back the sense of chaos at the back that's been missing since Moyes arrived. Just please go away now Michael, I can't bare to look at your hapless, vacant face as you lurch from one disaster to another, it's like watching someone's most existential anxiety dream every single time he emerges from the dugout.

Burnley, evens.

 

[marnie]

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But Everybody's Changing, and I don't feel the same

written specially for him.

Great album that to be honest ....Hopes and fears.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Great album that to be honest ....Hopes and fears.

epitome.

 

[marnie]

epitome.

As soon as he came on.

 

[blueblood]

Whens Keanes contract up?

72 days. The club should capitalise on this and bring out an advent calendar style countdown to him leaving. A yellow card picture behind day 1, an own goal behind day 2, him pointing at his arm to convince the referee he hasn’t hand ball day 3 etc etc. they could bring it out tomorrow because there’s at least 70 examples of him doing stupid things during his time here.

 

[MACCA75]

He’s like a boxer that has lost his last 20 fights but hasn’t retired yet. Zero confidence, zero pride, zero aggression. An absolute embarrassment.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Hes not the worst player to ever play for us, but he's surely the worst to ever play that much.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

He's scoring our last ever goal at Goodison now, only to get rewarded with a new 2-year deal by Moyes. I can only imagine the scenes on twitter.

 

[mahermi1]

He’s like a boxer that has lost his last 20 fights but hasn’t retired yet. Zero confidence, zero pride, zero aggression. An absolute embarrassment.

If Keane was a boxer, he'd have a tattoo of a bullseye on his hooter and all his advertising would be on the soles of his feet, he'd make a fortune!

 

[Axlswhk]

72 days. The club should capitalise on this and bring out an advent calendar style countdown to him leaving. A yellow card picture behind day 1, an own goal behind day 2, him pointing at his arm to convince the referee he hasn’t hand ball day 3 etc etc. they could bring it out tomorrow because there’s at least 70 examples of him doing stupid things during his time here.

Transfer fees, wages wasted, position dropped due to his mistake over the years. I reckon the final bill is close to 60m wasted for this piece of [Poor language removed].

 

[johnjoeefc]

In Keanes last 7 games before this we only conceded 4 goals. He's a confidence player and today he clearly was not mentally right for it

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

I hope that is the last time we ever see him playing for Everton.

 

[PeregrineT]

Surely that was the last time we see him, right? Even with Tarkowski injured Moyes will have seen enough to just play OBrien there, right?

Right???? He exudes chaos.