2024/25 David Moyes

[Goat]

I’m wondering where your energy to scrutinise Sean Dyche’s soul crushingly depressing and pointless press conferences ever was.

*checks notes, we have reached the dizzy heights of Press Conference body language.

Results are no longer important, touchline energy is the benchmark.

 

[davek]

He's performing media duties that's he's done 2 or 3 times a week for 30 years when he's been asked the same boring and tired questions day after day.

I'm shocked he's not dancing.

He's very agreeable...literally.

I mean he gets asked gimme questions by serfs, I realise. But there's little spark about Moyes these days.

Looks like one job too many before retirement.

The summer will deliver a better option. I'm hoping for Iraola. He can secure his ambitions here.

 

[Goat]

He's very agreeable...literally.

I mean he gets asked gimme questions by serfs, I realise. But there's little spark about Moyes these days.

Looks like one job too many before retirement.

The summer will deliver a better option. I'm hoping for Iraola. He can secure his ambitions here.

I really dont care either way.

If Moyes proves hes not up to the job, then bin him off, but not for that fat chinned weapon at Bournemouth.

So far Moyes has come in and matched the record of the last fella in 4 games, something that took him 19 to do.

Its night and day, I think we will be hard pressed to get a better manager than somebody who wins 3 games in 4, personally.

 

[davek]

I really dont care either way.

If Moyes proves hes not up to the job, then bin him off, but not for that fat chinned weapon at Bournemouth.

So far Moyes has come in and matched the record of the last fella in 4 games, something that took him 19 to do.

Its night and day, I think we will be hard pressed to get a better manager than somebody who wins 3 games in 4, personally.

What's he done to upset you?

 

[Goat]

What's he done to upset you?

Nothing, but you like him, so I must hate him.

I know nothing about him, hes doing great at Bournemouth for sure, but hes probably another in a long line of flash in the pan managers that will never do what Moyes can do.

Remember Laudrup at Swansea?

 

[davek]

Nothing, but you like him, so I must hate him.

I know nothing about him, hes doing great at Bournemouth for sure, but hes probably another in a long line of flash in the pan managers that will never do what Moyes can do.

Remember Laudrup at Swansea?

Iraola will be at Spurs if we dont get him.

 

[MikeH72]

Nothing, but you like him, so I must hate him.

I know nothing about him, hes doing great at Bournemouth for sure, but hes probably another in a long line of flash in the pan managers that will never do what Moyes can do.

Remember Laudrup at Swansea?

This is the type of pettiness that has made this the undisputed number 1 homoerotic Everton fans’ forum on the internet 15 years running.

 

[bluestevon]

This isnt court mate!

Hes a player i like, , see potential and i think could really develop into a top class footballer. Its a judgement on a lot of aspects of key attributes and technical core ability.

In a nut shell i see quality and as a rule i always back quality.

In a counter its like Harrison Armstrong, hes done noting in the game so how do you know he will be a good player.

There's way more to football then tranfermarkt will tell you. Arent we always saying lets pick up players with quality potential before its fully developed and cultivate it here before other clubs cotton on. In the next breath then its often "numbers aren't great". People were saying the same thing about Illy in the summer.

My hesitation with Broja would be his injuries - but if anyone has his medical data we do.

He's also already 24 and the 5-6 years he should hd e been developing he's spent not playing and usually on a treatment table mate, time doesn't stop he's getting towards the age a player should be closing in on their peak and he's still in the prospect stage talking about potential.

 

[PSB1]

This is the type of pettiness that has made this the undisputed number 1 homoerotic Everton fans’ forum on the internet 15 years running.

ALL the awards. Every. Single. One.

 

[COYBL25]

Iraola will be at Spurs if we dont get him.

And will ultimately fall on his arse, just like every other manager before him, c/o Mr Levy.

 

[badloaf]

Iraola will be at Spurs if we dont get him.

You say that like it would be some sort of loss. When did Spurs last win the league?

 

[PercyPlant]

Iraola will be at Spurs if we dont get him.

Moyes is on a 2.5 year contract and has won 3 out of 4 league games Dipshit. Ange, the Australian Martinez will be replaced soon, so if it is Iraola we wouldn’t be in the conversation anyway.

 

[MikeH72]

Spurs to replace Fat Ange with Iraola leaving us free to swoop for Aitor Karanka.

 

[Marius57]

*checks notes, we have reached the dizzy heights of Press Conference body language.

Results are no longer important, touchline energy is the benchmark.

What results mate? Lost to a half arsed Vila, lost to Bournemouth reserves, beat spurs under 12s, a Brighton that hadn’t won in 312 games and a Leicester team who don’t know their arse from their elbows and are going to get Dyche to come in and supposedly win games*.

*none of the above is true but if you say it and ignore any responses proving it wrong then it may as well be

 

[Efcjake]

Dusted off the old "knife to a gunfight" quotes to manage the expectations.

Never change David.