Match Thread Everton 0-0 Brentford, Saturday 23rd November, 3pm

[Titus Shambles]

Even the set pieces were gash.

"hoofing the ball into the penalty area for the 1863849th set piece in a row is the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!"

 

[efcste97]

Most people around me seemed resigned to the fact that we weren’t going to score, it wasn't nervy. Yet again he has to deflect some blame onto the fans though. He wants the sack.

 

[Amokachi1995]

View attachment 283116

"hoofing the ball into the penalty area for the 1863849th set piece in a row is the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!"

Ha. They did try some short ones as well but they were rubbish too.

 

[Titus Shambles]

Dyche has to go now. You can't keep relying on mistakes from the opposition to score goals.

We could have played until midnight. We never looked likely.

He is 100% safe in his job until the takeover is complete. I know it. You know it. Dyche knows it. And he'll enjoy every penny of his £100,000 a week pay packet for at least another month yet, if not the remaining 2/3s of the season.

 

[Sean Ashley]

That was abysmal...again, why the hell did we not make changes sooner is beyond me, everyone in the ground can see it bar the manager, who seems to have to have a huddle with his two side kicks for 10 minutes before he makes a change. Sick of watching utter dross

I had fans next to me, say but what is on the bench. But that's completely ignores we where playing against 10 men at home. Shouldn't even need the bench.

 

[The Binman]

and so it goes.... Everton continue to disappoint... He's gotta do better... i want more than 'lets not concede'

it was very evident to me we were clueless going forward... utterly clueless. as usual.

He's a defensive coach, nothing more.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Young is a good crosser of the ball, but he hasn’t got the pace or stamina to be getting up and down the pitch for 90 minutes.

Mykolenko doesn’t have the required skills to be of much use anywhere past the halfway line.

Why wasn’t Patterson on for young, or even mykolenko with young to LB. He is much more forward thinking than either FB?

 

[Daytripper]

Ashley Young reading next weeks pre match conference script

 

[Titus Shambles]

Why wasn’t Patterson on for young, or even mykolenko with young to LB. He is much more forward thinking than either FB?

Should be crystal clear by now Dyche hates Patterson (or at least, they definitely dont get along and NP has no future here under Dyche). There's probably more chance of me or you getting a run out than that lad methinks.

 

[The Binman]

Ashley Young reading next weeks pre match conference script

View attachment 283117

Is that right after United have put 17 past us...??

 

[Titus Shambles]

Ha. They did try some short ones as well but they were rubbish too.

failing to beat the first man will now be called 'a short corner'.
#GENIUS

 

[Titus Shambles]

Is the right after United have put 17 past us...??

No no - Ashley Young's is the PRE game script. The one AFTER we've been humiliated by United is Seamus saying "we have to work hard on the training pitch and go again next week".

 

[matty1878]

He is 100% safe in his job until the takeover is complete. I know it. You know it. Dyche knows it. And he'll enjoy every penny of his £100,000 a week pay packet for at least another month yet, if not the remaining 2/3s of the season.

unless it gets worse which it will then theyl have to act

 

[Titus Shambles]

unless it gets worse which it will then theyl have to act

That was my point. Until TFG take over, he is 100% safe in his job. A far as Moshiri is concerned, it'll all be someone else's problem in a month or so. Dyche is in a no-lose situation either way, and he knows it.

 

[matty1878]

That was my point. Until TFG take over, he is 100% safe in his job. A far as Moshiri is concerned, it'll all be someone else's problem in a month or so. Dyche is in a no-lose situation either way, and he knows it.

so if this carry’s and we sink in the bottom 3 which we will nxt month?