Rooney
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Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Lay off of Wayne! The lads got a heart of gold, FFS! 
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £40m
Fell for a fake news story hahahaha. Do you post lost dogs from Australia on ye Facebook as well
Sweeneytoad
Player Valuation: £6m
He never has to worry about money again in his life and is probably doing what most would do in that position: spending it on ale and decent food. Can you blame him?
Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £40m
King theoden?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I remember seeing him a couple of times a few years ago (don't ask) and thinking he looked rough for a professional athlete. But then again I am a fat middle aged bloater, so no doubt he was in far better shape than me. Mind you I am an anonymous internet person living in a society full of fat middle aged bloaters so no one cares.
Are you actually ‘Granny Yarrgh’ in real life?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Let's just say, I stepped in between him and my mum just in case he was feeling frisky.
He's not even that fat currently, I don't get it. Yeah he's not in top sporting condition like but he's a manager, he's not playing anymore?
Shame he clearly has some problem with weight, hope he takes better care of it because it can lead to loads of complications down the line and he was always bulky, but what's the hype here about ffs, one very clearly photoshopped photo circulating twitter?
Shame he clearly has some problem with weight, hope he takes better care of it because it can lead to loads of complications down the line and he was always bulky, but what's the hype here about ffs, one very clearly photoshopped photo circulating twitter?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I'll ask when I visit at the weekend. Does explain why she has been out on a shopping spree after complaining about having no money.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Genes mate... I'd imagine being a pasty, white and slightly overweight Englishman, his metabolism has been gradually slowing down since his early 20's until now, as he's approaching middle-age. I mean, he lost most of his hair by the time he was 25/26? If it wasn't for that expensive hair transplant, he would have been completely bald by 30.
Whereas Ronaldo, a hot-blooded Mediterranean Portuguese man, is probably the opposite. He's a year older, yet his metabolism is showing no signs of slowing down, and he'll probably keep the same hairline until his old age, the smelly Pora tit.
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
I think that’s all true but it’s also that you used to see videos of Ronaldo precisely weighing out his food whilst Rooney was powering his way through a packet of biftas and Necking about 15 pints of lager . Genes are definitely playing a part but it would seem naive to dismiss lifestyle .Genes mate... I'd imagine being a pasty, white and slightly overweight Englishman, his metabolism has been gradually slowing down since his early 20's until now, as he's approaching middle-age. I mean, he lost most of his hair by the time he was 25/26? If it wasn't for that expensive hair transplant, he would have been completely bald by 30.
Whereas Ronaldo, a hot-blooded Mediterranean Portuguese man, is probably the opposite. He's a year older, yet his metabolism is showing no signs of slowing down, and he'll probably keep the same hairline until his old age, the smelly Pora tit.
Just to add it’s absolutely none of my business how Rooney lives and he’s not in peak playing condition but he’s certainly in better nick that most of that fat knackers I’ll be having a beer with Saturday , me included .
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