Paris Olympics 2024

[14_dollars]

That torch guy is gonna be Sebastien Foucan isn't it.

The big underwhelming reveal

Plastic Bertrand

(yes I know he’s Belgian)

 

[Gilbert..]

That was truly epic from start to finish.

IF ever the phrase nailed it was appropiate it was that night.

 

[Vintage]

Serious lack of French culture on display. Haven't seen one onion or garlic necklace, not even one

 

[Andy McGurk]

Gojira undone by having their music quieter than everyone else there

 

[heatmeiser]

I'm trying to think of a joke about a street called Rue Paul here but failing

 

[Bungle]

I'm trying to think of a joke about a street called Rue Paul here but failing

Reckon there's a good chance she wins the men's 100m final

 

[Wizard]

This is just like a really long, rubbish trailer for a new Assassin’s Creed game

 

[Bungle]

Fair play to the cartel finding a new way to get their drugs into France

 

[heatmeiser]

I've noticed female high jumpers tend to be the fittest athletes

Just a little observation

 

[heatmeiser]

My favourite medical professional Dr Congo

 

[davek]

Still only on the 'C' nations and it's half-seven.

We'll have to wait ages to see the Scouse Not English team.

 

[the golden visionary]

I've noticed female high jumpers tend to be the fittest athletes

Just a little observation

Long jumpers are fit aswell

 

[verreauxi]

Want to see an interpretive dance of this

 

[Jamiednm]

Looking forward to seeing aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth II cruising down the Seine with Team GB. It could (and should) literally blow all these little tourist boats for the other nations out of the water.

 

[Bungle]

Long jumpers are fit aswell

And a good amount of the pole vaulters