Secret work enemies

[Rita_Poon]

Me and my mate went for a kebab one dinnertime, both hungover. His missus walked past and saw us in the kebab shop, she'd made him a healthy packed lunch. Kept asking him how "Kebabgate's" going because she was absolutely raging. Hilarious.

That's some top flight pass agg there.

 

[canuckblue]

People who don't leave the office on their lunch time are sick in the head

Kinda harsh on astronauts.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[Jamiednm]

I’m not going back to work until Monday.

It’s very much still Christmas as far as I’m concerned.

 

[Yarrgh]

It's not a bad idea. Was also thinking of eating curry and naan very sloppily then very noisily sucking residue off my fingers.

Do you work as the manager of Celta Viga by any chance?

 

[Joey66]

In my final exams in my horticultural City & Guilds - the last class revision we were discussing questions about plant propagation - I asked the tutor - How do you take cuttings of an asshole creeper - The students burst out laughing - his retort was true as his words - Joey there's enough of them without propagating them & if you ever become a manager - which I did, he was spot on .....

 

[Tommy Chong]

Everybody is overworked, underpaided and under appreciated, and everyone’s boss is a knob, just about. And there’s always going to office politics and other such BS.

For me, the trick is to do a Walter Mitty… No matter how shte your day is going, or what they throw in your face, you’ll always have a happy place, a dream that you can escape too.

That’s the power of imagination! And that’s the one thing they can never rob you of.



Find your happy place!

 

[Billy Dean]

First day back in the office tomorrow. I'm going to make a point of saying happy new year to everyone and how great it is to get back into the normal routine, just to annoy them.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

First day back in the office tomorrow. I'm going to make a point of saying happy new year to everyone and how great it is to get back into the normal routine, just to annoy them.

Good thinking Billy. Maybe hum or whistle an incoherent melody as well to boost morale.

 

[coollino]

First day back in the office tomorrow. I'm going to make a point of saying happy new year to everyone and how great it is to get back into the normal routine, just to annoy them.

maybe tell people the age of Luke Littler too

 

[DavidH]

First day back in the office tomorrow. I'm going to make a point of saying happy new year to everyone and how great it is to get back into the normal routine, just to annoy them.

"Time to circle back around guys, let's have a pow-wow"

 

[JimmyJeffers]

maybe tell people the age of Luke Littler too

Tell people how old you were when he was born then make joke that he looks about 40 mind lol

 

[The T-Dex]

If my enemy is a member of a different company but has frequent interaction with me does it still count?

 

[Billy Dean]

Tell people how old you were when he was born then make joke that he looks about 40 mind lol

Did you know he was born in 2007? Can you imagine?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If my enemy is a member of a different company but has frequent interaction with me does it still count?

Yes. What do they do that makes them your enemy?