Secret work enemies

[The T-Dex]

Yes. What do they do that makes them your enemy?

They are very much takers. Expect me to do groundwork, i.e getting numbers in and then jump on board. Very abrasive with the way they talk sometimes and yet generally they're seen as the sun shining out their rear end because they don't see the other side.

 

[coollino]

Did you know he was born in 2007? Can you imagine?

You're suspiciously good at this....

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Today I’m complaining to my boss about work load whilst reading a thread about house heating.
Feel a bit guilty but I’ve got nothing else to really talk about with him.

 

[Billy Dean]

If my enemy is a member of a different company but has frequent interaction with me does it still count?

I interact with someone from a different company. He signs off his emails with "work different"

 

[verreauxi]

First day back in the office tomorrow. I'm going to make a point of saying happy new year to everyone and how great it is to get back into the normal routine, just to annoy them.

Use as much of this as possible in every meeting:

Business jargon dictionary: Guffpedia

ig.ft.com

 

[Billy Dean]

Use as much of this as possible in every meeting:

Business jargon dictionary: Guffpedia

ig.ft.com

Executive brownout sounded interesting but was quite disappointing on reading the meaning lol

 

[Yarrgh]

Executive brownout sounded interesting but was quite disappointing on reading the meaning lol

I'm doing that right now. And on the company time too.

Work different people.

 

[Tommy Chong]

"Time to circle back around guys, let's have a pow-wow"

 

[Tommy Chong]

Starting work on Monday again be like…

 

[JimmyJeffers]

First day back in the office in a while. Sat in my car on lunch. Bliss

 

[DualityNSNO]

I interact with someone from a different company. He signs off his emails with "work different"

Sign off your own emails with unhinged crap like "Smiles for miles", "Lay off the silly goose juice", "If you have any further questions, find somebody else to ask" and so on. Or start off with "I hope this email finds you constipated" or something.

 

[DualityNSNO]

First day back in the office in a while. Sat in my car on lunch. Bliss

Still dead weird this, hope it's at least a decent car and not a rapevan.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sign off your own emails with unhinged crap like "Smiles for miles", "Lay off the silly goose juice", "If you have any further questions, find somebody else to ask" and so on. Or start off with "I hope this email finds you constipated" or something.

Oh I like this... "remember, you can't get caught if you've destroyed the evidence", "you treating yourself to anything nice again out of accounts?", "still playing fast and loose with the holiday requests?"...

 

[DualityNSNO]

I think I'm slowly embracing the fact one of the oldest employees of the company is a bit of a knob when he wants to be, or at least he's doing his worst in the last few weeks for some absolutely nominal crap and thinking it's a priority task.

FFS.

 

[Nymzee]

There’s a new employee where I work and he abbreviates his own surname on his email signature.

Immediately gone to the top of my Interpol list.