Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[dCahill17]

are you by any chance right/left confused?

I just wrote it left to right hence LB first.

Not on Sky here lid

 

[andy5000]

10 hour round trip this Saturday to watch this. I've never boo'd an Everton team in my life but if I give up my Saturday and have to endure Michael Keane in the starting lineup I'll be booing when his name is announced and I don't care.

 

[BlueStevie35]

What I’d go with

Pickford

Young
Tarkowski
Branthwaite
Mykolenko

Gueye
Garner
Onana

Dobbin
Cannon
Danjuma

What Scotch Egg will go for

Pickford

Patterson
Keane
Tarkowski
Young

Gueye
Doucoure
Onana

Garner
Maupay
Danjuma

 

[dCahill17]

Young is upfront, that tells you it all.

I reckon Young would have buried those chances v Fulham. It’s not like he’s never played there before. He’d do a better job than Maupay for sure.

 

[davids]

This forum would literally explode these days
What do you reckon @matty1878

Don't know how I got through that, working with three kopites.

 

[BullensRoad]

Which player this time will post the abuse they get on social media after the loss?

 

[Goat]

 

[arch stanton]

You know people with gambling problems can ask the bookies not to let them have an account or place bets, do you think I could do with the same with the club and ask them to stop letting me buy tickets for this shabbite?

 

[Bob Latchford]

Quite a sobering press conference….

Unless SD is just playing everything as neutral as possible there wasn’t much apparent optimism re transfers.

 

[Bob Latchford]

You know people with gambling problems can ask the bookines not to let them have an account or place bets, do you think I could do with the same and ask them to stop letting me buy tickets for this shabbite?

There should be a government benefit to cover the costs of tickets…. Bound to be covered by some sort of criminal legislation or provision under the mental health act…we can’t be of sound mind.

 

[arch stanton]

Quite a sobering press conference….

Unless SD is just playing everything as neutral as possible there wasn’t much apparent optimism re transfers.

I don't think there is an optimism card to play so a neutral outlook is the best we can do. WE are an absolute mess.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Even by the Guardian's Ev-bashing standards this is pretty bad.....

STICKY GOING​ ​

“To be honest ever since I got here, everybody’s talked about us ‘needing a lift’ and words get thrown around like ‘crisis’, all these bad noises and negatives. It’s just the way Everton’s been for a number of months – years even. So it’s our job to change the story. It always starts on the pitch, with me and the team changing the rhetoric” – Everton manager Sean Dyche dismisses talk of a crisis for the Toffees. Despite … Back-to-back seasons in which they secured last-gasp escapes from relegation. Debts standing at £141.7m. Making a loss of £371.8m over the past three years. Having a £150m loan that would need refinancing in the event of relegation. A deal with investors MSP Sports Capital for 25% of the club falling through the week before the transfer deadline. A new stadium being built, with costs that could spiral to £700m. Losing their opening two games this time around. Having chief goal threat Dominic Calvert-Lewin sidelined by cheekbone-knack and Alex Iwobi missing with a twanged hamstring. Surely it can’t get worse at home to lowly Wolves on Saturday. Can it?​

 

[everton1953]

Maupay to score 2 and Keane to blast a 30 yarder and confound all their critics. The cheap Aldi gin is quite potent.

 

[varnish]

Don’t care anymore. Administration and relegation beckons.

 

[everton1953]

Don’t care anymore. Administration and relegation beckons.

Doomed!!!!!!!!!!!! The end is nigh.