Mondays a Bank Holiday in Ireland so Kevin doesn't work that day either.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £50m
If we only sign this completely raw Portuguese kid and Che Adams up up front, and not an actual goal scorer, that's the clearest sign ever that the club plan to be in the Championship next season.
Not sure this will catch on, mate.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £50m
If Richy was a stunning bird who took her knickers off and spent the whole night making eye contact with us from across the room whilst touching herself in a luscious manner, Everton still wouldn’t have a clue, would go home and would end up having a toss all alone…
The literal definition of screwing yourself, which is currently what we’re doing.
Who????
If Adams comes in let's just hope he pays off my mortgage, takes my wife out a couple of times a week and tells my kids I'm not a mobile dish washer.
I think we could all agree that would be a decent deal and one I could reluctantly get on board with
I think we could all agree that would be a decent deal and one I could reluctantly get on board with
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Should get this put on the club badge
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
It’s a REVAMP!
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £35m
neil999
Player Valuation: £80m
Scruffius Optimus
tadpole
Player Valuation: £15m
At least it will stop him from signing for Bournemouth and scoring every time they play us, which is what will probably happen if we don't buy him
Same, and for 8m too apparently
What I’d do to have Richarlison back here. Him alone up front would be enough to more than keep us up.
