£174.99 sounds cheap for a wife. What are the running costs? My wife always needs something buying...For some, doom and gloom is the name of the game. Now we've survived relegation, the worries have to be whether the pitch will fit in BMD...
...or an upcoming asteroid strike to Doucouré's thigh. I feel sorry for their wives and girlfriends, but by that I mean their £174.99 doll imported from China.
"NO! I don't want any tea! Don't you understand, the grass length at Finch Farm is too long for Branthwaite!"