Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
Oh, I'm in!
Minored in music (clarinet) in college.
I own 3 clarinets (1 plastic, 1 wood, 1 metal) and still play.
Only minored eh? Hmm I don't know...

Oh, I'm in!
Minored in music (clarinet) in college.
I own 3 clarinets (1 plastic, 1 wood, 1 metal) and still play.
Oh, I'm in!
Only minored eh? Hmm I don't know...
Double minor: music and chemistry???
Oh I can sense the chemistry already. But is it enough? I wonder...
Which is the favourite of your clarinets?
Who is your favourite composer?
What is your favourite tree?
If a piano was burning and you could save either the ebony or ivory keys, which would you choose and why?

Your answers are a contrast to my own, I prefer Rachmaninoff and a Monkey Puzzle tree.
But variety is the spice of life or so it is said.
And you failed the burning piano question, you should have saved the pianist. Who was black by the way so who's the racist now?
For shame.
Failed!!?!?! Failed!?!?! FFS, never failed any quizzes in my life!!
*looks for ledge
A red maple would be a more poetic demise.
Or do the noble thing and fall on my clarinet
Afterall, I let the pianist burn
Young man I like you, you've got spunk.
You made the cut.
Whoops. Did I not mention I am a proud member of the opposite sex?
Whoops. Did I not mention I am a proud member of the opposite sex?