I'm going full @Kev The Rat with a dash of @matty1878 sauce.
The Kings Coronation
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Wat Tyler
Player Valuation: £70m
That’s what Camilla said
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Must've be via BSL then...
Imagine trying to find a skull strong enough to control them two minds together
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
I can't get my head around how that combo would work, which is a shame
So, you’ll be waving a Hammer and Sickle and a white flag at the same time ?
Even David Cronenberg would struggle.
When is it?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
You’d think the big red face and hairy ears would put them off but oooooh no. They still come
Enforced fun garden party.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
The only Kings we officially recognise here are Sir Burger of Whopper, and King Kyle a 220 kilo shock jock who just married his personal assistant in a lavish ceremony even the Prime Minister attended. Do we get a day off?
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Erm, why's he wearing a scarf in Australia? Is he some sort of wrong'un?The only Kings we officially recognise here are Sir Burger of Whopper, and King Kyle a 220 kilo shock jock who just married his personal assistant in a lavish ceremony even the Prime Minister attended. Do we get a day off?
SAY IT.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Its actually a rug he was hiding under and this photo was the last ever taken by his last wife.
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