The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[ijjysmith]

To be honest, if you don't know of it, or haven't been interested in games like it before (Oblivion, Fallout 3 etc), the chances are it's not your cup of tea.

The mrs wanted to see what all the fuss was about so sat there for about 20 minutes while I smelted some ore, made some daggers then sold them - then kind of looked at me like I was an idiot and went back to her cross-stitching.

Oh, I'm also in a relationship with a big, burly, bald nord. Which confused her.

That's kinda what I'm worried about. I tried Fallout and just got bored really quick.

 

[chicoazul]

This big bald nord? He sound utterly dreamy. Does he smash you? PHOTOS FFS.

 

[Dylan]

This big bald nord? He sound utterly dreamy. Does he smash you? PHOTOS FFS.

From what I hear, one particular incident in a dungeon with heat and the butch nord had quite a messy ending!!!!

 

[chicoazul]

orders Skyrim*

 

[heatmeiser]

We complete quests together in our underpants.

When Belrand takes someone down with a perfectly timed swing of his Ancient Nordic blade, I squat over them singing our theme song.

Up in Windhelm, they call us 'The Teabagging Lovers'.

 

[heatmeiser]

Dragonborn spotted bullying ducks in Birmingham.

[video=youtube;hAo1nttwmQA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAo1nttwmQA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Dylan]

Dragonborn spotted bullying ducks in Birmingham.

[video=youtube;hAo1nttwmQA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAo1nttwmQA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

That makes he smile and cringe at the same time!!! Poor duckies, but they are all fine in the end!

 

[chicoazul]

Dragonborn spotted bullying ducks in Birmingham.

[video=youtube;hAo1nttwmQA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAo1nttwmQA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Howling here.

 

[The T-Dex]

Dragonborn spotted bullying ducks in Birmingham.

[video=youtube;hAo1nttwmQA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAo1nttwmQA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Favourite video of all time right now.

 

[heatmeiser]

The mrs is away this weekend visiting family. This will so blatantly happen.

Except the crying, pining bit OBV.

 

[Dylan]

DAMMIT!!! I want Double Decker Taco's from Taco Bell now!!!! Thanks heat!!!! Bastid.

 

[Dylan]

The dumb-ass things you can do in this game:

[video=youtube;fCrhDamN82k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrhDamN82k[/video]

 

[BlueLlama]

anyone play this on ps3 - was thinking about buying it but read reviews saying that it lags horribly after a while making the game almost unplayable, but this only happens on the ps3. can anyone tell me if its true or if it has been patched? The fact that it is only £20 on amazon already doesn't bode well .....

 

[spikeman]

There's so many funny videos of this sort of thing.

[video=youtube;Ip7QZPw04Ks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04Ks[/video]

[video=youtube;_F2AYb2zjt4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2AYb2zjt4&feature=related[/video]

 

[paulbefc]

anyone play this on ps3 - was thinking about buying it but read reviews saying that it lags horribly after a while making the game almost unplayable, but this only happens on the ps3. can anyone tell me if its true or if it has been patched? The fact that it is only £20 on amazon already doesn't bode well .....

I was going to but then I took an arrow to the knee...