Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

Just back from the school visit to the church. It started with quiz to identify various parts of the church, font, candles etc before the minister did a little talk to the children about why Christians celebrate Christmas. She held the audience well considering they are 5 and 6 year olds and at the end asked if there were any questions. One little lad put his hand up and asked if Santa was God’s best friend. “He just brings the presents” she replied so I’m guessing they are probably not best friends.lol
In my world that puts you head often queue for BBF?
 

I asked that but daughter said that I’m down as trusted adult to meet granddaughters out of school and have already filled in a form and provided photos she thinks I have already been checked.
Don't think they are allowed to H. You have to apply then give them the results.

What worries me is they don't realise you're a Hells Granny with a history of pillaging.?
 

So what started as a simple touch up paint job has escalated. The bottom of an interior wall had blocks replaced (due oil leak) and was replastered once the remedial work had been done. Literally about 2ft long and half a foot tall area had to be repainted- 10 mins tops.

However, genius me selected the wrong tin of paint from the garage and despite my visual musings it is most clearly a different colour when on the wall.

As soon as I get the kids out to school I shall be painting the whole wall now ?
 
So what started as a simple touch up paint job has escalated. The bottom of an interior wall had blocks replaced (due oil leak) and was replastered once the remedial work had been done. Literally about 2ft long and half a foot tall area had to be repainted- 10 mins tops.

However, genius me selected the wrong tin of paint from the garage and despite my visual musings it is most clearly a different colour when on the wall.

As soon as I get the kids out to school I shall be painting the whole wall now ?
Who said it is easy to paint ? I hope it dries before you painted the whole wall as it normally dries lighter .
 

An update on the food of gods I am preparing this weekend ,well the guy I was to meet wasn't there and the reindeer meat had sold out ,the fresh mussels I needed for the seafood pasta hadn't arrived ( they only show up in the shops on Thursday mornings ) so it is bolo out of the freezer to make a lasagna and tomorrow it is horse again because I couldn't decide what to buy instead of the reindeer .
I don't mind washing and dressing the wife but the one thing that frightens the life out of me is drying the broken leg when we have the splint off ,I am scared stiff in case I harm her leg .Also I am surprised we get to remove it whenever she showers or saunas .
When I had a broken femur in the 50's it was in a splint for three months. Must go have to take the lid off the lasanga :)
 
An update on the food of gods I am preparing this weekend ,well the guy I was to meet wasn't there and the reindeer meat had sold out ,the fresh mussels I needed for the seafood pasta hadn't arrived ( they only show up in the shops on Thursday mornings ) so it is bolo out of the freezer to make a lasagna and tomorrow it is horse again because I couldn't decide what to buy instead of the reindeer .
I don't mind washing and dressing the wife but the one thing that frightens the life out of me is drying the broken leg when we have the splint off ,I am scared stiff in case I harm her leg .Also I am surprised we get to remove it whenever she showers or saunas .
When I had a broken femur in the 50's it was in a splint for three months. Must go have to take the lid off the lasanga :)
She will know better than you what hurts and what doesn’t so just follow her lead to be safe.

Lasagna sounds good but chippy take out for me- fish supper and onion rings as I am starving.
 

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