January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[COYB]

Would you like Yobo to attend your child's birthday party? Very good prices. He knows all the songs. Face painting is extra.

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[Hellerad]

Out:
Pienaar to Spurs

In:
Pienaar from Spurs

 

[Moomin]

must be a winger at barca or madrid who are doing nothing, get em on loan

Jermaine Pennent

 

[orly]

With Mirallas rumoured to suffer a setback, we have enquired about George Boyd. Only half a year left on his contract and no doubt the player would jump at the chance to join us.

 

[neil999]

Jermaine Pennent

ah yes, it was big surprise when the catalan giants bought him in the first place...and 40 mill? sheesh...

 

[Robertor]

Kjaer from Lille's a good shout considering how good he's been for Lille but he was woeful at Wolfsburg. I don't think we'll do anything in January tbh and if we do it'll probably just be a loan till the end of the season considering our squads looking a little unbalanced at the moment

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Mata from Utd and Schurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrle from Chelski would probably do.

 

[FTY]

I'd take Williams from Swansea, impressed me the other day.

 

[sageyefc]

Theres this greek striker in belgium, think his name is something like stellios or vellios cant quite remember

 

[sageyefc]

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Christ, osmans actually better than rooney at something

 

[Dymak]

Signing a new CB is critical, not just because we want to finish as high as possible this season, but because Distin and Alcaraz are out of contract in the Summer, and neither of them are worth keeping on.

 

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That is embarrassingly pathetic. The osman one is just crap, ed Sheeran ffs

 

[blue61]

Alex Oxlade Chamberlain is good on the karaoke so I've heard. Straight swap for Atsu.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Phil Neville seems to be at a loose end...we miss a good finger pointer

And we missed out on Rojo !

 

[Professor Toffee]

Michael Owen's available. I reckon he could still do a job for us.

Toilets need cleaning I believe!